Congrats on finding sub $15 hot dogs!

Same except that's what I want him to do with my face

Red bed 3-dextion

Tennis!

In the Star Trek Voyager game, you wind up rewriting classic episodes to be a lot more anticlimactic

Janeway: I'm on a starship stranded in the Delta Quadrant communicating to you through a very tiny wormhole
Romulan: I don't believe you (closes hailing frequences)
Executive Producer Rick Berman

You were so much smarter than they deserved

I had to replay this like 5 times to even figure out what I was looking at.

PERSON IN 1967 WHO HAS JUST WATCHED AN EPISODE OF STAR TREK: wow that was a great episode. i wonder if ill ever see it again, ever, for the rest of my life

Do you think Cliff Friend and Dave Franklin -- writers of "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down" which would go on to become the Looney Tunes theme song -- wept when their labors were complete?

I have spent a significant portion of my life watching Star Trek, and this is the first I've heard of this. I'm baffled.

Catholicism cottagecore AU

The second I saw her sit down and that the chair was a little bit big for her I was just whispering "go for it, be a champion" and she did not disappoint.

Poor Dorian Collins. Important enough to make the wall but never made it past acting chief petty officer.

The remembrances wall of Starfleet's greatest heroes is a self-sustaining nerd argument generator. It's honestly impressive.

The Doctor from Starfleet Academy saying "They're springy little zygotes"

Don't say this unless you are talking about literal "springy little zygotes." And you know what? Not even then.

Do I text back "Oh, I'm sorry about those rocks you're throwing" or "hell yeah girl throw them rocks"

A friend texted they were "throwing rocks" at bowling and I honestly cannot tell if that's supposed to be good or bad.

My RSS reader told me this morning the Endless Mode feed is offline. Endlessmode.com now is redirecting to avclub.com/games. If there was an announcement about it being shut down or absorbed back into the AV Club, I missed it. Either way, it's a shame. I liked the direction that site was taking.

When i find the adult who gave my three nephews a pile of kazoos for Christmas, there will be a reckoning.

I've heard this conversation a dozen times this month.

Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.

There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells

Is there an equivalent holiday in the Craft world? Kosmas?

Why does this feel like an Evangelion interstitial?

Giddy-up, jingle horse!

Pluribus is the first show in a long time where it feels like everyone is watching it but me.

I know you probably aren't watching it, person-about-to-reply. I'm just talking about the zeitgeist.

My fave thing about the show is every person who only has one line to deliver thinks they are the main character of the show.

A photo of the card for Syril Karn, Where Is He?, from the Star Wars Unlimited set Secrets of Power. It features art of Syril in his Pre-Mor security uniform, with a distressingly prominent chin.

They really were the theme of mt boosters today because I also pulled the standard Syril that yassified Kyle Soller so hard he became Chad Karn

When you're a protagonist in a fantasy novel and they start talking to you about aspects, you know you're probably a few books into the series. No matter what that word means in your lore, aspects are high-level shit. No one talks about aspects in book one.

Google calendar reminder that says "pick out a new cardboard box at the crystal ball"

Thanks past me, I totally remember what this means I'm supposed to do.

Reminds me of the Charles Stross novel where the villain uses a geas powered by Bond movies to infect any government attempts to stop him with the tropes of those movies.

Thinking it's time to stop writing little jokes for people to enjoy and switch to quote posting the worst news you've ever seen while simply saying "damn, that sucks" every time