fire someone. anyone. losing energy I didn't think was possible given the record. but they're bums

I already felt sick today but now I’m just fully in shambles. Going to hurl all over the place.

I’m so sick of watching this offense. Hurts and AJ and Smitty and Saquon do not deserve this.

Why do they let us have so much fun just to steal it away like this? What the fuck is wrong with this offense????

These 1 yard runs are setting us up for failure to start every single fucking drive.

Can we try tank on the first down run instead? Or just stop trying to run altogether?

It is IMPERATIVE that you score here.

The offensive line is KILLING this football team.

a man in a suit and tie is holding his head with his hands . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head with his hands .

Like I’m gonna pull my fucking hair out brooooooooo

STOP PLAYING UNDISCIPLINED FOOTBALL YOU FUCKS

The stupid offensive penalties are going to send me to an early grave

Pure. Cinema.

SMITTY AINT HUMAN

Ball don’t lie lmao

What the hell is happening.

THATS MY FUCKING QUARTERBACK!

TD to AJ cleansed my soul

Got a bad feeling the birds are gonna lose this game. But we shall see.

AJ gonna retire.

The difference between this season and 2023 is literally just Vic Fangio.

This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.

the Eagles are the defending Super Bowl champs and in position to be the #1 seed in the NFC.

every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray

they're gonna repeat, Go Birds

REAL

Thank you. I’m ready !!!

Should’ve been Barkleys but whatever. Needed 7, got 7.

I truly could not believe my eyes. I assumed they burned that page of the playbook.

A SLANT! In this economy!?

Why is Collingsworth making sense????

Playcaller is putting us in the negative on early downs consistently

I’m kinda disgusted that Collinsworth called for more Hurts designed runs and… he’s right. Gross.