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I wanna play this so bad. LMAO

"Players will embody a disgruntled Karen who's been denied service to her satisfaction, leaving rage to be the only acceptable response. Wreak havoc across the local mall, speak to managers, and destroy everything in sight with physics-driven attacks."

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impossible to overstate how poisonous this shit is. dudes on the street smiling and waving at your toddler are an indicator of a happy and functional community

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Honestly they should rent them out by the minute as sleep disorder / depression therapy

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I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

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Not much nutritional value but I think if you could catch it with your bare hands and eat it you would definitely receive powers of some kind

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The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

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During WWII, the US understood the twin powers of morale and propaganda from portraying themselves as obscenely well-equipped. This is why they had ice cream barges in the Pacific, stocked so richly that they appeared to have unlimited supplies.

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Global warming is making the strongest hurricanes stronger » Yale Climate Connections Recent studies link human-caused warming to more powerful, more destructive storms worldwide.

Your 'moment of doom' for Apr. 16, 2026 ~ a hard wind

"... we now need a 'Category 6' rating for hurricanes with winds of 193 mph (311 km/h) or greater, because global warming is expected to cause significant increases in maximum potential intensity."

yaleclimateconnections.org/2026/04/glob...

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Dems should be wrapping themselves in the flag and playing Eisenhower, Truman and Reagan (shining city on the goddamn hill) on loop

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Voting for these goons is like hiring a mechanic who thinks you should be riding a horse.

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Saint Bob Ross with the important message "as long as you're learning, you're not failing".

Saint Bob Ross with the important message "as long as you're learning, you're not failing".

It's true.

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Fluoride in drinking water has no effect on IQ or brain function, long-term study shows The new research is the first to measure community water fluoridation exposure during childhood and any potential impact on cognition up to age 80.

My UMN colleague Rob Warren just published a groundbreaking paper in @pnas.org. Flouride in drinking water during childhood has no effect on cognition and brain function in later life.

www.nbcnews.com/health/kids-...

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The King can’t forgive your sins, tho. That’s the Catholic USP. Do something bad? Ten Hail Maries and your sparkly clean soul is heaven-ready!

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Between Tate & Mountbatten-Windsor, it’s a bad time for Andrews

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From @kimlanelaw.bsky.social

“lots of lessons here for the US - in particular that Magyar went to Orban strongholds for years and persuaded Orban supporters in person that their lives could be better. He knew he had the cities -- and he needed the villages to win this sort of victory.

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"What do you mean, a new flatmate? Moving in when? What the fuck, Vlad?"

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I have a long-running Claude session just for talking about Iran war news/economic shocks from the blockade. I shared the latest Trump tweet and it told me that it can no longer keep role-playing this fictional scenario because it's becoming concerning and detached from reality.

Love this timeline.

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H/T @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

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it's george soros saying "tell viktor it was me. i want him to know it was me"

it's george soros saying "tell viktor it was me. i want him to know it was me"

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I’m not sure any dude has ever been better dressed than this guy and he wasn’t even IN the goddamn photos

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Oh "one yearns," does one?

File Sohrab's latest under "Too Late, Dipshit" with a copy to the "We Told You So" folder.

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Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had “internal ICE sources”: the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day

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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

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I think this is what they call Bhakti Yoga

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Also, no mention of the e-gold drama? Weird how all previous efforts at cryptocurrency got memoryholed the instant Satoshi started his ledger

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I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

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Los Angeles Immersive Invitational Journey through four immersive pieces created by LA's top immersive storytellers, challenged to innovate in 48 hours.

It’s Back!

Faster & More Intense!

The 2026 Los Angeles Immersive Invitational is less than a month away!

Journey through four immersive pieces created by LA's top immersive storytellers, challenged to innovate in 48 hours.

Co-presented with After Hours Theatre Company on May 3rd.

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