I can tell you’re a sophisticate because you didn’t call it “a red”

This looks like most of the data they’d have on students? But also hey if the hacker can be rehabilitated…

Honestly, decades later and the phrase “CHEAP DOORS - ON SALE!” still occasionally pops into my head. Telstra should just chuck them a tenner to make an ad and reap the profits.

I mean, in a way… direct negotiations with the Taliban and without Ghani certainly sped up an end to the war!

A *very* Bloomberg News alert.

BlackBerry was more than a tiny keyboard.

It was a tiny keyboard with specific indents that your thumbs learned through painful rote until you could file 600 words with your eyes up on a news event.

The Kate Lundy venn diagram was just a little before its time

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I always figured Abby’s long hike through nature with friends would clear her head and lead to mutual forgiveness #blessed

I never got to finish the game. Guessing Joel and Ellie find the cure, fix society and all ends well, right Josh? Right? Josh?

Perhaps, perhaps not… but the overtures were always going to raise eyebrows higher than Sydney’s old Centrepoint Tower when accompanied by such statements.

My old uni sold the student accomodation I lived in and now it’s so expensive I’d need a full time job just to afford it.

Guys it’s fine Fort Denison worked on the Russians and it’ll work on the Chinese chill

I mean, luckily she was also lovely so nobody took offence.

Former workplace once had a Canadian on a swap and she kept asking Australians in Australia why they didn’t have an Australian accent.

ho… how did they even get their graph making software to do this??

You can’t intifada if you’re too busy being extrafada?

(low key though Croatia is *so good* - the people, the food, the sea…)

I post this knowing that only 0.1% of the TikTok native user base would understand the reference - or even whats going on youtu.be/B1kJhSMuV60

I mean, Huawei’s first 5G keynote presentation in MWC was all about it underpinning driverless cars. To which my immediate instinct was “hello sir have you met the Australian Parliamentary System?”

😂

6Gbps in Gippsland holy cow

Oh hello there, Spam Account followers, haven’t seen you in a while.

Ice in summer?! Something something “global warming”

My main peeve was it just *didn’t* work. Sure, fiddling around with network settings and switching off 5Ghz could help, but post update you’d just constantly lose speakers. They fixated on timers but core functionality remained broken for many.

To this day I still remember the 😏 faces of Telstra analysts whenever the execs would try this on.

My favourite hype cycle moment was when I covered a tech event in China and the chairman of a booze company went on stage to claim his company was *not* a booze company but in fact a Big Data company (it was, in truth, a booze company)

Seamus you don’t understand. If you studied the subject, learned about neural nets, LLM, understood the peer reviewed literature and worked at the coal face cutting edge of AI…

…you’d know it’s about that sweet, sweet share price jump every time they hit the red button labelled “IT’S AI”

Be the inflation data you want to see, Rick.

Woke passiona. They’ve finally gone too far.