The only really surprising thing about the MrBeast lawsuit is how much the company seems to have gone out of its way to create as much incriminating evidence as possible.

Hopefully just a bug, but hard to tell, given the recent decision-making on record

Another change that sucks even more than this one: you can no longer share a post in a DM without typing in some accompanying text.

Thinking about how refreshing it would feel if we lived in an impossible world where sometimes there was just no news. Not a lack of reporting, but a day where absolutely nothing notable happens. "Everyone's chilling. Nothing to report. See you all tomorrow."

… yet.

(cough) I think you mean an elderly Scandinavian *men*

80 Svenson? That's the most Svenson I've ever heard of in one film!

I wasn’t sure if I’d like it less on a rewatch, but nope, very much the opposite.

Hundreds of Beavers (2024)

Watched it for the second time with a group of friends last night and I can safely say this is my favorite film of 2024. Almost two full hours of perfect comedic escalation.

me, introducing two warring strangers to a common enemy: you’re both wrong, the plural of octopus is octopeese

Baby Steps Developers React to 7 Minute Speedrun YouTube video by IGN

Leave it to Bennett Foddy to transcend the “devs react to speedrun” series with an extended meta bit

Generally, in my daily life? No.

When news about a manosphere influencer ODing live on stream shows up in my feed? Yeah, for a little bit.

(at a dinner party after the antichrist turns another expensive bottle of wine into water) dude get the fuck out of here

Not even gonna fight you on that. I'm too busy being jealous of that square footage.

Did a fortune cookie just out you to yourself?

Putting my life savings on a first-round finish by exorcism

Accidentally said “Harold and White Kumar” and now I can’t stop thinking about a sequel where they recast Kal Penn and visit a regular castle

Breaking: unsuspecting fish concussed by Artemis II splashdown

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

[days later]

them: what are you having for dinner

me: (remembering something about this post that seemed important) uhhhhh… parabolic sandwiches

I'm glad it got a re-release over here. Ever since Madman Entertainment lost its distribution rights to Cartoon Network stuff, so many animated series have simply stopped existing on physical media altogether.

An evening with David Byrne

I don’t know, man, according to the image it sounds like it’s been settled

A transcript with timestamps, and text reading “There’s no question that AI dramatically enhances productivity”

New security training module is trying to brainwash me

You know what, I'm pretty sure it is. Oh no, I have become the fool.

On paper, this already has the energy of someone watching the 2011 movie and seeing all the ways they could make it even worse, as a challenge to be met.

Be careful folks, today is April Fool's Day, which means that the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive. Don't worry though, tomorrow we will be back to normal, and the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive.

This is such a waste of time. They should just alternate between French and English for each word, so every conversation is evenly split between both languages but remains a total length of 1 standard conversation units. And if they ever speak an odd number of words they go to jail.

Pre-show ads started, drowning out their voices. Good luck, you two dorks. I’m rooting for you.

He's now dryly explaining the concept of job seniority to her (I don’t know how we got here), as if he was reading directly from the Job Seniority Wikipedia Page, and she's "ohhhhh"ing like it's the deepest shit she's heard in her life.