when u return something at an antique store u should get more than u paid cause it’s older now

It's like eating grated cheese straight out of the bag, innit? A fine thread in life's rich tapestry, so long as it's not dominating the piece.

soon our big beautiful navy boats will be filled with people dying from old timey diseases you never even heard of

If Keir Starmer resigns and we end up with Wes Streeting I’m going to crawl into a printing press

Not to denigrate scrolling in bed, which is one of my favourite things to do, so long as its balanced out with something a bit more stimulating.

Lady mcbeth washing her hands (damn spot monologue)

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad city. This is

I'm writing far fewer jokes because I no longer have the urge to set my cogs in motion. Its sad.

The thing about this course is that it's stripped me of my usual hunger for learning. Even when I was living in a homeless hostel, I was pawing through textbooks and devouring novels. Now I just wanna crawl into bed and scroll instagram or turn my brain off with dumb telly.

I've no idea how it went but at least it's done 😂

To assist any future biographer, I wish to make public that I am going for a nap.

Dress for the grade you want not the grade you're getting.

Just don't get a vagina-y one.

Thank you. At least it's done now!! x

Thank you xx

Thanks, lovely xx

Bad night with endo pain, so going into my assessment bleary and fragile.

Probably unprofessional to say "be gentle with me, my womb's trying to eat my vital organs".

I'll give it my all to look smart then. I *think* know the presentation's good. I'm just worried about stumbling over my words or anxious puking or something. Overwhelmed.

Do we reckon it is prferable to rock up to an assessed uni presentation smartly turned out to indicate you take it very seriously, or limp in looking rough as arseholes to appeal to their sense of pity?

There is around a 5-10% chance I will have any say in this matter.

Same to you, lovely. Don't be afrid to reach out ❤️

IT feels like everyone's at the end of their rope!!

No lies.

nostalgia meme: need to settle a debate - what are these called? picture of ice pops.

Thrush treatment

awww

I think I can slide the ottoman to one side. I could do with a desk really, but there are so many things I need 😂 All I need to do is get through tomorrow morning anyway.

How are you? What's going on with uni?

Thank you!! x

GAry BArlow making tasting notes on red wine.

"Number 3 ... wine again"

Uni assessment in the morning. I'll be reet, eh? Even if I puke or something, they can't knock points off for that?

You know when you're at your absolute limit and mess can tip you.

Gorgeous. Like the rolled up jeans with it too.

I remember talking to a beautiful friend about how fat made me feel like a lesser person and she said "that's how I feel about getting older". Which I guess is worse because ... you will.