Arguably a case for child abuse. I also strongly suspect this was made by someone who did visuals for raves then found God…

Are you attempting to quantify by how far the point of both works has been missed?

Wyatt Russell seems to be holding his own.

In his heart he’s still just a hippie burnout because this has huge, misguided “impress/freak out the chicks” energy…

Fun fact. The manatee controls its buoyancy by flatulance. I witnessed this at Sea World, along with a gaggle of horrified children…

A double tap. Nice.

They were absolutely pushing their luck by having Orlando back for The Hobbit.

Entirely atypical Scottish behaviour.

Listening to A Wizard of Earthsea and an exchange in chapter four made me do one of those involuntary choking noises when you’re suddenly profoundly moved. Damn, she was good. One of the best…

Two movies but directed by Del Toro.

We probably shouldn’t even manifest this in jest…

Unironic Mirror Universe seven season order with the Terrans as the “good guys” doesn’t seem wholly implausible now…

Apparently it was filmed in France. Nice, I think..

Extra spicy blood of Christ? Maybe with a celery stick?

He’s actively trying to annoy me now, isn’t he?

For my sins, I’m involved in staying on top of the self billing agreements my employer has entered into and a major oil corporation routinely can’t provide a reconciliation excel file where the sum function works…

Brazilian but yeah, it’s in Portuguese.

I just watched The Secret Agent and it does a Blimp. You’ll know what I mean if you’ve seen both.

The Whimsy Regulation Act of 1883. It is a wee bit annoying…

I’m listening to October by China Melville and I had no idea that the spark for the February Revolution was International Women’s Day gatherings…

A very well curated selection of DVDs.

In a wee cottage near Kinlochewe and I’m genuinely impressed by the physical media collection on offer…

I’m similarly vexed about Magnolia. If only he could be tempted by projects that didn’t have a minimum of two skydiving scenes…

If the poor sod on the counter isn’t openly hostile, I’m more than happy…

It scans better than inattentive airways, which is my flavour of ADHD.

Defining what punk is - an endless and ongoing debate. Defining what punk isn’t - very simple. This isn’t punk.

You may have to trap him in a cargo container with just the book and the dvd playing on repeat but such are the demands of ART…

“What if we disrupted and monetised the grieving process?”

The Nazis gave out a medal for this nonsense.

I’m still astounded that she pushed back on the idea she was “posh”. It was then pointed out that her 18th birthday party was covered by Tatler…

But it can buy huge quantities of a drug used to make horses sufficiently docile for long journeys in their little horse boxes…