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Posts by πŸ”ž ROBOSEXUAL ASTER

Of course she will! Especially once she's been convinced she likes it, of course.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Hypnotizing her into thinking she's an obedient robot would be fun!

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Seeing her malfunction is always fun!

... They're gonna wind her key another two or three times. Just to see what happens.

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Remember: If you're willing to get creative enough, the venn diagram between any robot and a sexbot is always a circle.

4 months ago 6 1 0 0

β€œEr... N, no! Of course not, aha, I didn't even notice a key on you at all...”

4 months ago 0 0 1 0

"I mean... the big windup key on the backside of the tree is usually a decent indicator.”

4 months ago 0 0 1 0

My Halloween costume is someone who has to work overtime tonight.πŸ’§

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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No kidding. You might be loving it a little bit tooooo much...?

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

Ehh, "perfect" robots don't jitter and stutter like that. Could be a hardware OR a software issue...

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

Someone seems a liiiiittle busted.

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

Robots without genitalia are still valid!

Also, I can still fuck your thighs!

6 months ago 5 1 0 0
7 months ago 1102 238 41 5

β€œGuesssssssss who just made a couple hundred bucks from smuggling some contraband around by stuffing it all inside empty PC cases~?”

β€œ... Well, it certainly wasn't me. But, totally COMPLETELY unrelated to that, I feel like celebrating. What should I do tonight...?”

7 months ago 2 0 0 0
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β€œ I don't wannaaaa go to work... I just want to laze around in bed and just fuckin'... goon all day, I guess. ”

β€œ ... Does it qualify as a sick day if I feel like my balls are about to explode? ”

#NSFWRP - #LEWDRP

7 months ago 5 0 0 0

[ attaches a magnet to you and fucks up your voice box ] [ attaches a magnet to you and fucks up your motor control module ] [ attaches a magnet to you and fucks up your hard drive ] [ attaches a magnet to y

7 months ago 7 2 0 0

Well, it's not like they can get up and do a little funny dance for her while they're trying to tune up her internals!!

... But, they're certainly "accidentally" poking her input sensor arrays every once in a while... which happens to send a very, VERY nice tingle right into her system.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

Isn't SHE the one built to do the entertaining?

7 months ago 1 0 1 0
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"Well, IDEALLY, it's being installed onto a frame that can handle a few extra pounds of synthetic material... if it can barely even support it's own weight, then that's a different problem entirely."

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

" I'm a human. My brain's got a higher latency than yours! "

7 months ago 2 0 1 0

"As long as the material isn't too heavy, and doesn't restrict the axis of movement, it should be fine...!"

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

β€œRobots could and SHOULD be chubbier.”

β€œ... To help them take less physical damage when their pathfinding bugs out and causes them to walk into a wall, of course. No other reason!”

7 months ago 4 0 1 0

No, I can't give you an employee discount on repairs or detailing.

... Unless you start bouncing on it while letting me attach magnets to you and messing with your wires. Then I'll just do the job for free.

7 months ago 4 0 0 0

Easy: Railing her down while playing with all those little wires and buttons inside of her and seeing what kinds of effects it has on her. Until she overheats or crashes.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Well, really, she doesn't have anything to worry about... so long her hardware was built to specification!

Then again, Aster's plowing into her really, REALLY hard -- it might knock a cable loose.

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

They'll be sure to give her new module PLENTY of testing... but don't be mad at them if they find a few bugs or crashes in the process!

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

"Sapphire? That's a fun name... my name's Aster. Nice to meet'cha."

7 months ago 1 0 1 0
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β€œ ... O-Or not! No funny business, just like you said, aha. ”

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

" I can afford the repair costs. Orrr, better yet -- I could repair you myself, if you'd like. "

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

" Is that so...? Well, if you'd like, I could always give your hardware a... thorough endurance test, as well~? ”

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

β€œ Maybe. Does that bother you~? ”

7 months ago 1 0 1 0