‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up

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China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine VATICAN CITY—Revealing that he had quickly distinguished himself at the four-day invitation-only event, Vatican sources confirmed Friday that Cardinal Timothy M. Dolan, a 75-year-old American prelate with a 3-foot vertical leap, had emerged as the frontrunner in the Papal Combine. “The College of Cardinals has produced some strong prospects this time around, but Dolan’s basilica […]

Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine
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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

Blue his house with a blue little ravioli

The marinara queen

Spanning-Tree is on! The first loop would block the port

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!

Guy Who Posted Craigslist Ad Wasn’t Expecting Dame Judi Dench To Buy His PS4 -The Onion

Guy Who Posted Craigslist Ad Wasn’t Expecting Dame Judi Dench To Buy His PS4
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Brief preview of my SPC-001

Imaging talking to other people about new topics when you could just interview me every couple of weeks. Damn shame.

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