Boom! That deserves a ride on the baggage conveyor system

Who did this?

Call me crazy, but I think finding body parts in a trash bag is implied to be suspicious by its very nature. Not sure it needs to be called suspicious.

Neck tats on the right is the first one in the hoosegow.

Gonna go out on a limb and say the folks that shit down both legs in anger over Hilary’s emails are defending Hegseth and teams text messages.

Gonna go blow through a few pounds of popcorn shrimps.

Will there still be an early bird special for the elderly?

And then he got thumped like a ripe melon in the produce section

Who is Logan Gooley?

Don’t quite see the value or need, it’s a garbage can, not a sanitary item. Unless there is something extra funky in there, I’m letting it be what it is supposed to be.

@profanity.accountant

Not a damn thing wrong with this

Bird teabagged your camera

Credit goes to @waterute.bsky.social

He prefers to be called yam tits.

What do you think so far?

Yam tits and his stoolie are a couple of ignorant motherfuckers.

It is so much fun in person

Reminds me a slight bit of grand prismatic in Yellowstone

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My parents got a call from someone at HQ, but they weren’t revealing in why they were calling. I doubt they would’ve cared, neither has been to church in 30+ years and they know my feelings on religion as a whole.

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As often as I can

We just want the ladies in our lives to be healthy Em.

Blake Shelton puts on an amazing performance

Probably could’ve strapped on the skis and made it down faster

In Utah settlement over denied drag show permit, St. George admits it violated performers’ rights Southern Utah Drag Stars and St. George officials settle lawsuit over drag show at public park

The city of St. George on Friday admitted to violating the First Amendment rights of a group of performers when it attempted to prevent a drag show from taking place at a local park.

Thankfully he uses a different spelling.

That’s the only one I can come up with.