Looking for a band or artist that sounds instrumentally and feels similarly to Alt-J but doesn't support Israel.
Any suggestions?

Which one is better, reversing your car against the flow of traffic on the freeway, or reversing your car with the flow of traffic on the freeway?

It already has every hallmark of a good resident evil story.
-big house full of secrets
-family living there also full of secrets
-evil corpo lab underground
-monster from lab breaks free and lurks the house
-themes of genetic experimentation and corporate greed
-Young girl contains the solution

Optionally, you could even turn it into a film that bridges the gap between both franchises.

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom is an abysmal entry in the Jurassic Park series, but I believe that with relative ease it could be edited to become a very watchable Resident Evil movie.

My nervous system is super kiki right now and I need it to be bouba RIGHT now

Solid Snake saying "never doubt yourself. Just let it make you stronger."

Okay snake

The back of a zebra cakes box invites you to make the worst sundae (?) I've ever seen

@littledebbies.bsky.social I'm gonna have to ask you to get a fucking grip lmao

If purely "realistic" media is fascist (call of duty games, Christopher Nolan films, etc), then media that depicts how scenes feel rather than what they realistically look like (Speed Racer, Moulin Rouge, etc) is antifascist art

Tons of people at Chinatown station

LET US IIIIIIN

Chinatown station overrun with light rail going over a floating bridge enthusiasts

@sound-transit.bsky.social your security guards are panicking at Chinatown station y'all

link.deezer.com/s/32P1rXeT8b...

If you have Deezer, you can give my playlist a listen! It's full of songs I'll never get tired of 🥰

could you fill a hula hoop with salt and then just swing it around to hit ghosts?

Grabity balls

Last time I was high I said something really funny about Gravity Falls do you guys wanna hear it?

When the re4 remake came out I didn't even bother trying it because I assumed it wouldn't run on my gtx 1060 3gb, but this shit is running like fucking butttttteerrrrr and also the game is great. They optimized the fuck out of this

"you can't judge people in past centuries with the moral values of today" watch me, liberal cuck

Too cute for schoot

SODO smells like someone threw up Cinnabon into a gasoline fire

T shirt that says "ask me about my various transgender surgeries"

A graph explaining horseshoe theory, except "far left", "center" and "far right" have been replaced with "Steven universe fans", "normal people" and "joker fans" respectively

Guys, is this anything?

The fact that the US isn't really even trying to propagandize for this war is a little concerning

BeamNG Drive semi reliably makes my breaker flip wtf is going on

The conjuring movies are actually comedy if you're not Christian

A stock photo of a plain looking white teen with a blue and white striped polo shirt.

Mormonism is so funny because it's got guys called, like "Elder Michaels" or somesuch, and they look just like this:

I'm here to drink dayquil and have a headache, and I'm all out of dayquil

I have given up on Smallville after 6 seasons and am rewatching the flash to fill the shitty superhero TV show shaped hole in my heart

Spiders Solitaire: whenever you get to a point where the game is unsolvable, a capsule within the deck bursts open and covers the area with thousands of spiders

I'm trying to watch thru Smallville, it's fun but very very bad. Not sure how it lasted so many seasons

It feels like every 2 or 3 years the Green brothers give everyone a reason to unfollow them (usually a shitty liberal opinion) and then everyone just forgets about it and goes back to loving them again.
Hank, it's on sight for you, I'm afraid