A food item from Mario Kart World. Officially known as Moo Moo Dairy Delight. It appears to be frozen yogurt in a blue cup with crumbles and a large slice of cheese as garnish.

Hey y’all playing Mario Kart World. WTF is this supposed to be???

I love how Sabrina Carpenter espressos herself

I’ve never done drugs but if there’s a substance out there that hits like when the enemies finally become lovers, lmk.

You’re in luck! There are SO MANY wings in the story. Like…so many.

I’m back and ready to rebrand as a bookie girly. Talk to me about Fourth Wing.

Thank you for reminding me to hit download!

Me ordering breakfast: I don’t need two muffins today, that’s a lot of calories.

Me after I ate my first muffin: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I continue to be astonished about a conversation I had with my father where he would rather believe more folks are identifying as autistic because of fluoride rather than continued scientific study on the subject and improved understanding (such as adding AFAB people in studies for the first time).

One time a customer yelled at me because I said zero was a number and he very much disagreed.

The first four tracks of a generated Spotify playlist. The playlist is called This is Taylor Swift (My Version). The tracks are Lavender Haze, champagne problems, Cruel Summer and Lover)

I’ve been outed by Spotify #friendsofdorothea #lgbetty

Someone please wrote Echolalia: The Musical. You can follow me around for a day for inspiration.

The cover of The Pisces by Melissa Broder featuring a woman embracing the black silhouette of a large fish with against a teal background.

What the fuck did I just read? And why couldn’t I stop reading it?

We love a post-divorce finding her truth QUEEN

You spend the first quarter being parented, the second quarter flailing around, then you get to re-parenting and then maybe you get to just chill.

I saw a TikTok a long time ago alleging that she was using some interesting sign language in this interview to say what she really wanted to say.

Slurp it? Probably would!

I have somehow developed an infection after half a week of pretty good surgery recovery and I would like to speak to a manager

I asked my friends to do one of these parties specifically so I could make one

A secret third thing!

Sabrina Carpenter was acting in mainstream TV shows and movies, and releasing full albums under a major label for 10 years before Espresso. You’re doing great!

To all the people who stop and think before meeting up with a chronically ill or disabled person, and let them know you/someone in your household isn’t feeling well, so they can cancel if they need to, THANK YOU.

We are SO sad to have to cancel, but so grateful to be protected. #disabilitysky

You know she listens to The Man on repeat

Reposting so I can find this later

I looked in my nose for the first time since the surgery and I SHOULD NOT HAVE

I have never been more motivated

Oh good! I’m getting a Kobo soon-ish!

I do feel like I’ve watched enough Nate the Hoof Guy to successfully fix a white line defect.

Trans and non-binary people belong in workplaces.

Trans and non-binary people belong in schools.

Trans and non-binary people belong in sports.

Trans and non-binary people belong in restrooms.

Trans and non-binary people belong EVERYWHERE.

Jesus fucking Christ what is wrong with them?! - I scream every time I hear anything about them.

I got the nasal rinse to go through both nostrils and I am a new woman.