Watching the Faith & Freedom Coalition at the Road To Majority Summit. If so many people spend their entire lives thinking that the best is yet to come on the other side, I really wish they’d just get it over with. Take a shot every time Rep. Loudermilk says, “God’s country.”
I watch porn like mostly everyone else, but I really, really, really hope that Bluesky doesn’t turn into another series of thirst traps, just because I’ve clicked links elsewhere online. My libido is le tired. Just show me funny shit and the news, please. @bsky.app
Liev Schreiber in The Daytrippers 🥵
I’ve had Finley for for a week now. He’s 3 years old, 41 lbs, and 100% good boy.
#goldendoodle
It’s like looking into America’s future
His diaper definitely is
Be right there 🫦🍆
I quote his line in Vegas Vacation all the time, “Buy a bullet and rent a gun!”
I got the Hulu + Disney + Local Ambulance subscription. Which bundle did you get?
Thought there was a hidden camera in my bathroom for a minute because I look and sound just like this when I’m in there.
Love a flooded basement on Valentine’s Day 🫦🍆
Who hurt you?
“Oh, Krieger-san, my cherry blossoms are wilting…”
Look at this cvnty one-seater kitchen table.
Trump thinks he can make Gaza the "Riviera of the Middle East" when he can't even fix Atlantic City?
If I open one more app that stops my audio I’m going to throw my phone out a window. Why the fuck does Expedia need audio?
If you are ever embarrassed that you were involved with someone super gross or terrible, just think about how Gavin Newsom must feel about his ex
welp
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
This is my emotional support medically induced coma.
Now why in the hell did GE stop making wall-mounted refrigerators?
Very curious about what the undecided voters that chose Trump because of the Israel/Hamas War are thinking after this news conference where he spoke of its potential to be the “Riviera Maya of the Middle East.”
iCloud Storage: *gun to my head*
Me: Those are my emotional support screenshots.
