I made a joke about it being TDOV and asked what everyone got me and like three of my coworkers gave me their donuts. 😈

My brain has decided it is time to do a full moral inventory on a Saturday. Cool.

My boss keeps using the phrase “I want you to drink the Koolaid,” and I desperately need her to know where that idea originates.

My conspiracy theory is that the sun comes up earlier on weekends and days I have off.

That’s SO good. Mine would be Bi Fieri. 🔥

Every time I have a few drinks I decide I need to do drag.

I experience time loss every time I eat Munchies.

Absolutely choke on it.

Please do not send the entire script of the Bee Movie to this email

Perhaps it’s time to go back to flip phones.

I desperately wish there was a cool way to tie your sweater around your waist.

At least once in December I get desperate enough to contemplate raiding my whole advent calendar.

Forget space, science should focus on getting rid of the nasty lil strings inside bananas.

What the hair on the back of my head looks like is none of my business.

Done crying and ready to fist fight again.

Blasting Freak of Nature by Heart Attack Man after a very discouraging phone call with my gov rep about proposed anti trans legislation.

A kid nearly did a spit take when I told them how old I was and I don’t know if I should be offended or not

Not sure what it says about me that my therapist emailed yesterday to point out that I haven’t had an appointment in awhile.

elmo from sesame street is on fire with his arms outstretched . ALT: elmo from sesame street is on fire with his arms outstretched .

it’s time.