Sorry, midlife crisis, stopped playing DbD, crashed out, moved to Mexico, got back into DbD again. I'm back. I know all 3 of you care.

That sounds like some weak-ass killer copium.

"If I'm slugging, why not just run Unbreakable?"

"If I'm tunneling, why not just run Shoulder The Burden?"

We shouldn't have to because killers shouldn't be doing those things in the majority of the games.

Dear Xbox Insider,

I tried to get any real kind of value out of you but instead, I get kicked out of a duo with my girl when we both have Crowns and Legendary weapons.

Multiple times over the last few months.

Fuck off with your mandatory mid-afternoon updates. Uninstalled, lick my taint.

... Who the fuck was trying to lease dinner?

"Huh, it appears that my line of questioning has backfired..."

He's getting dragged in the comments, too.

Meanwhile, the gameplay made us want to shake babies.

I was really hoping it was real because I was giggling so hard.

Can mages turn vampires into lawn furniture in Revised VtM, V20 and V5? I don't know but I'm deep-diving Usenet archives for some reason.

I don't know how I started reading about Los Angeles gangs in the 1990's and ended up critiquing Discord dice bots for a game I'm not currently playing but here we are.

Any other Fortnite players flex showing off the Crowned Victory Royale pillow emote?

My crisis? Dino.

Not only am I gonna go play now, I'm sandbagging everyone for hatch.

Get muted, blocked and cancer, TTVTrash.

@nightfallkun.bsky.social

Happy birthday from a random internet stranger!

I just wanna add, Untitled Goose Game is awesome and hilarious.

I'm just here for games and shitposts, possibly cats as well.

Goddammit I think I just heard the Jumanji drums.

Re-reading gaming and RPG books from the time (looking at you, Vampire The Masquerade), the 90's in general were off the rails.

Or in other words...

FAFO? [Y/N]

Yeah, I kinda figured. I'm just glad future killer mains are suffering.

Let 'em suffer. :)

... Where?! My girlfriend would love this!

Don't quote me on this, but I believe Tesla owners are locked in to a contract stating they can't sell their vehicle for a year.

Suckers lol

I feel you. I'm not the most active on Bsky but I enjoy your skeets.

AND IMMA CALL IT SKEETS FOREVER.

I'm really hoping DBD dies painfully. The community is toxic, the QoL update is about 6 months too late and now they're losing IP rights.

I enjoyed my time in the Fog but yeah. The toxicity is overwhelming.

Hahahahahahahaha.

Pinhead is being removed from DBD.

GOOD.

I got banned from Reddit for calling Killer mains out on toxic behavior.

Apparently, calling someone a cancer is ban-worthy.

Grats, killers. Reddit is uninstalled, DBD is moved to an external drive and I won't be playing anymore. I hope you realize you're killing the game.

Time to edit my bio.

Toss-up between RE2 (OG) and Left 4 Dead 2 (but the classic campaign).

A subscription service, perhaps, where you pay a small monthly fee for access to a catalog of games, while still releasing new content.

Absolutely in favor.

A LOT of games feature characters from other, older games, and losing that piece of video game history makes parts of modern games irrelevant.

And also, Castlevania, Contra, Zelda and Mario need to remember where they came from.

The revolution is being televized.