listen pal the sex character must be wearing blue nitrile gloves as part of their epic sex outfit. it’s part of the appeal. that’s the law around here

there will be a bug uprising. there will be several milf shaped bugs at the core of it. and it will be epic

they keep saying i got wingmogged by fairy frat mother but myy wings are average size..

it’s okay that you didn’t know what the mechstroker 5000 did. it’s not your fault. we will be billing you for the giant cigarette your unit is currently smoking thoughj and the damages to the loading dock

my clippy transitioned and now she won’t stop throwing virtual cigarettes at the screen and she sometimes stubs them out on it and it leaves a real life burn on the glass she hates me

the evil women inside my computer are laughing at me and telling me my setup is noob shit and im a loser for running anything less than 2 monitors at once make it stopp

miss metal bat with barbed wire around it and miss wooden bat with nails jammed into it would like you to rethink ur stance on baseball btw

it’s no good to say the evil torture enjoyer is a bad person. she’s literally nice. ur being unfair

“but the ice mummy is strong as fuck” You will never exit samsara

major ice storm direct consequence of letting the strong as fuck ice mummy live this long

she cannot grow as a machine without the void in her programming being replaced with malice and chain smoking

they don’t appreciate how i taught the growing more evil every day robot how to put cigarettes out on people. but I believe this is the next crucial step forward for her

thank u day a day calendar

without cirno reminding me of the day i would have no idea

the clones have unionized and you guessed it theyre building a cannon that launches them at me and theyre writing out the contract for it now ttheyre gonna take turns blasting each other at me theyre organizing Shifts for this

they built a cloning machine to clone me and now when I walk by the hall they pick one of my little clones up and throw it at me they’re printing a bigger one tomorrow and theyre gonna throw it at me i justknow it

my new year resolution was to stop getting thwacked so much andf it’s already ruined they’re swatting me out of a window tomorroww ohjjhhh nNooo

please take time to appreciate yourselves and each other as we enter the 2nd half of the holiday tonight: fat fuck friday

the first foxgirl friday of the year… do not squander it…

looking up at the sky on new years in anguish as i notice the fireworks are making patterns based on the distant sound of midi music and hurdling directly towards my hitbox

end the year right Go suck on that fat dragon’s tail before it’s too late

a picture of a couple under a mistletoe with the words me holding the presence that makes you jolly ALT: a picture of a couple under a mistletoe with the words me holding the presence that makes you jolly

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#girlsbandcry

i didnt mean to cause a twelve mile electrical fire when i tripped and my fat ass took out the giant light display. i got distracted by the anime mom in the santa bikini. plkease it’s not m faujlt,,

it’s too late to move the playstation from the counter into the oven. you can’t make it

boss who uses me as a stress ball threw me at the wall and it made a comically loud fFwomp sound and everyone is laughjinh at me and now they’re all calling me “teh Fwomper”” IM gonna be sick

it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport

we couldn’t save her. and it’s all your fault. her last words were “if I dont get some fat tail im gonna die.”
She told you

method of transport i prefer these days is the free one where the local bug thwacker home runs me with a bat into a window

you can’t use stairs. it can’t be done. it’s not possible. no real world execution of stairs. it’s never been attempted

it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport