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Pikachu:

Well who’s the villain gonna be NOW???

because like
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We know you said “final update” because you don’t want to discuss it any further, but we’re just circling back anyway, bestie

Dolly descending into the Harmonia Gardens like she invented hurricanes

They deliberately changed the title of their Snow Queen movie so that searches for “Frozen Disney” would stop showing results for Walt in a cryogenic chamber.

- What is it?

- It’s just… for the first time… I feel…
Schmigadoon.

“Practical Magic 2” will be about the enchantment that made everybody suddenly forget how mad they were the other day about Sandra BuIIock touting Al like she’s Sam Fucking AItman

Hey. I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but you’re right, everything is completely insane and totally chaotic, but despite all of the madness I want you to remember that you’ve got this

unanswered message in your inbox from me and I’d really appreciate a reply. It’s been long enough. 🩵

Honestly I’m always surprised I’m one of the only people whose favorite moment is “My fiancée, my fiancée, my FIANCÉE *flips table*” for its complete over-the-top campiness.

These have been out for years, actually. Here’s me back in like 2015 in Orlando wearing them on Star Tours.

Enjoy the new joke! 😁

Finger on the pulse, that guy

I literally just heard some smug asshole on tv say “well, when people start to lose their healthcare THEN they’ll know we were telling the truth” and just… waiting until a thing is irreparably broken instead of proactively working to ensure it stays intact, that’s always SO helpful. 😒

Every Democrat speech to rally the base is just this

a cum tree in full bloom

why don’t you make like a pyrus calleryana tree and cum

Don’t tell J*nah!!! 😂

But it’s so EXHAUSTING! 😭😭😭

Elphaba to Glinda:

This applies to real life too, fyi

It was so USELESS 😂