Today's ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐'๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป sees our last game with my lovely wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social with Mario Party 2. Join us for spooky costumes, big upsets, and DEFINITELY A DEFINITIVE WINNER, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week!
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Today's ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐'๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป sees our last game with my lovely wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social with Mario Party 2. Join us for spooky costumes, big upsets, and DEFINITELY A DEFINITIVE WINNER, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week!
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Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend?
SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern
It's been five years.
I still love my wife. @swampastronaut.bsky.social
We finish up Mario Golf on today's ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐'๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป! @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky, we discuss golf voices, homing a semi-feral kitten for three months, Tom Hanks movies, and so much more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week!
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iโm so tired
We finish up Mario Golf on today's ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐'๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป! @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky, we discuss golf voices, homing a semi-feral kitten for three months, Tom Hanks movies, and so much more, all on the best background noise you'll hear all week!
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๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐'๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป is back as my wonderful wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky in Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64! Join us for dating courses, rental memories, a seriously sick Eagle, and more on the best background noise you'll hear all week!
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Sauron: for I surrendered to the Nรบmenรณreans but this was to be my greatest triumph! For it was I who assumed the fairest of forms and whispered deceit into the ears of Ar-Pharazรดn!! And yet my triumph turned to ash and torment!!!!
*15 seconds of dead air*
Joe Rogan: have you ever met David Spade?
everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though
Have you tried it on Deck at all...
Excuse you what
Is this new??
๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐'๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป is back as my wonderful wife @swampastronaut.bsky.social takes on Mr. Brettzky in Mario Golf for the Nintendo 64! Join us for dating courses, rental memories, a seriously sick Eagle, and more on the best background noise you'll hear all week!
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Aaron Judge in the dugout after the loss:
Well that's one way to turn folks off in a heartbeat.
Why HER.
Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3
my first act as a big-league manager is to write โMLBโ in huge letters on the clubhouse whiteboard for reasons unclear. iโm fired after starting 1-26. my successor leads them to the playoffs. it turns out iโd used a permanent marker on the whiteboard so he spends all season trying to write around it
Green puppet sees some birds and says "Hmm. Flock together birds of a feather DO." More and more birds descend onto him. Final panel birds are flying away and all that remains is a cane.
After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
Its a White pickup truck Toyota Tacoma XtraCab pickup truck featuring custom 1990s-style Jazz graphics. From the cup!
they call it single sign on because you have to sign on every single time you get up from your desk
Today's ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐'๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป has us blazing through Mullet MadJack! Join us for blazing fast visuals, Sealab 2021, and of course, MULLETS!! All this and more on the best hour of background noise you'll here all week!
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Today's ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐'๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป has us blazing through Mullet MadJack! Join us for blazing fast visuals, Sealab 2021, and of course, MULLETS!! All this and more on the best hour of background noise you'll here all week!
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Arcade Random Posting
Been trying to explain this to people who swear "AI is good, actually." I may not know about traffic laws or the best ear buds, but I'm not gonna listen to Google's AI about those things either when it tries to tell me Sonic 2 came out in 1994.
I know Sonic, your broken thivery machine does not.
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
Tired: The future is George Orwell's 1984
Wired: The future is Ben Stiller's Zoolander
A power button for a laptop, right above the backspace key. It can be pressed like any other key and will turn off the laptop immediately.
I hope whoever thought the power button should be a normal key right above backspace gets a first class trip down a flight of stairs.
Only someone who has never felt the touch of another human would think this is a good idea.
