I already decided I hate the dress I ordered for the wedding I’m attending next month and it hasn’t even arrived yet

I don’t have a landline, but I NEEED a hamburger phone

I was in a tornado that hit Nashville in the late 90’s and as I watched cars flipping over and realized my life was in peril, I thought, “oh shit, here we go.” I ended up up injury free, but it kinda haunts me every time Nashville has a tornado, which is unbelievably often

Everything Ann Taylor or Loft I own with a v neckline of any sort is incredibly deep and exposing. do they know I was trying to wear these clothes to work? I swear I have a cami collection just because of this brand

Got someone deep cleaning my house right now while I chill and I won tix to a comedy show tonight and my kid is at his dad’s do we can actually go, so I’m doing better than fine today.

I usually mow the lawn because I enjoy it and my spouse hates it. He’s mowing right now because of my injury and I am watching him and this man is damn near running with the mower. LMAO, this man hates being outside.

I still want to have his baby

Is Spruce and sky a good site to buy from?

I have to go to a wedding in Savannah GA in May so I have been hunting down a new dress

You and I have the same taste from what I’m seeing!

Your body has been in rest and recover mode!

It’s been overcast here today and I feel like that demands a good nap. How do you feel after?

My mom used to say it was so ostentatious to buy a new outfit for a wedding or most events. She was WRONG! I love buying something special to wear that makes me feel good. I’m 47 and I still remember those words, but I press the purchase button anyway and never regret it.

You clearly needed the sleep!

No! I hear husband waking up and kid walking around. This is my time!

Listen, I didn’t know where we were going for dinner and I’ve got hella food allergies and I wasn’t about to be hungry all night if I couldn’t have anything decent at the restaurant and more importantly, I love ribs.

One of my husband’s favorite facts to share about our first date is that I pre-gamed our date by eating a half rack of dry rub ribs.

I cannot stop craving wings. This is getting out of hand.

Tubi time! Husband is asleep and son is watching YouTube in his room. It’s just me and budget horror now.

It’s honestly much better, thank you! They never did give me anything for the pain. I go back in two weeks to have it x-rayed again. Thank you for asking!

You should think about if you minimize your health issues because you know you aren’t going to get the support you should from people in your life, so you decide you don’t need it because you’re tough- my therapist after I made this joke about my fractured elbow. 👀

Harlan Coben tricked tf outta me. I watched several British murder mysteries written by him before I found out his ass was from N.J.

I woke up at 2, but guess what? I don’t have to be anywhere tomorrow, so it’s party in my living room time.

I hate a physically intimidating man who makes that his whole personality.

I just saw 2 skunks in my yard and I swear on ominous breeze blew and it was a sign from the universe. Maybe just to take my ass back inside, but I have the heebs.

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It is him!

Now I’m some watching some version where the dude playing Sherlock looks suspiciously like the guy that played Max Headroom

I like to assign themes to my sleepless nights. Tonight I’m watching the Sherlock channel on some streaming network and judging performances like I’m Roger Ebert. I just watched some 1991 version with Morgan Fairchild as Irene Adler and I’m not buying her in that role.