ok fine
i will manage the mets

Woody from the "hollup, let him cook" Kingdom Hearts meme, with "cook" replaced by "be clear"

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

does the Catholic Church have an org chart

My body needs to learn that fight or flight is for being chased by a bear not getting an email.

saying that charlie brown had "hoes" is like saying that temple of aphrodite at corinth had "hoes". what was happening there was within its own cultural context, and we should be careful about describing it in modern language

A lifelong reader’s favorite library branches in Baltimore I’m an outspoken advocate for Baltimore, in part because of our historic library system. Enoch Pratt provides for all of our city’s residents.

#NationalLibraryWeek is the perfect time to trot out the first piece I wrote for @thebaltimorebanner.com: a list of my favorite Enoch Pratt Free Library branches.

Read about mine, and tell me about yours! 📚

www.thebanner.com/culture/thin...

Exclusive: ICE Glasses Homeland Security is making “smart glasses” to collect intelligence inside the U.S.

🚨 ICE Glasses are coming - specialized smart glasses designed by and for the Department of Homeland Security, documents reveal:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

Pentagon revokes mandatory flu vaccine policy, calling it 'absurd' Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth announced the military is ending a longstanding policy that required all service members get the flu shot.

you couldn't get a 104 degree fever mid-combat until now, because of woke

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

flipping through a proof of yet another book from a somewhat well known liberal voice diagnosing “where the left went wrong” and i’m struck, again, by the fact that a large part (if not most) of the liberal commentariat simply does not believe that the political right has agency.

Worth noting how many organizations like SPLC neutered themselves and the work that they do, trying to avoid this very moment. Especially since Trump won again. But MAGA was always going to come for them. And eventually, we'll all be targets. No matter how much we tried to remain nonpartisan, etc.

Normal Rockwell "Free Speech" aka man speaking his mind meme

Tilting the playing field against fascists is good, actually.

it’s a screenshot of a photo showing up blank because bluesky is not processing photos right now. it’s also subtly, by this alt text existing, a reminder of how helpful alt text is for everyone!

so this is cool

Christian men being homophobic is hilarious. You drop to your knees and worship a half naked man on a cross then drink his blood to become one with him. You doing tricks on it, my boy.

Wexner fellows launch fund to support sexual violence survivors amid Epstein reckoning Called the ASHRU Fund, the first $100,000 raised will be donated to World Without Exploitation, a coalition focused on ending sexual trafficking, and the National Survivor Network

ASHRUFund dot com

This is the Dulles brothers' firm LMAO

I don’t have children and one of my top 3 red button issues is that children should get free, substantial food at school

general indictment reading guidance: you may ask yourself, does the stuff in the splashy narrative in the opening pages align with the actual conduct alleged further along................

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Species shame

Trump Is Said to Be in Talks to Send Afghans Who Aided U.S. Forces to Congo

This is monstrous. Just profoundly shameful behavior by our government.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/w...

appreciate youre all in full sicko mode enjoying starmers downfall just don't forget to stay hydrated, take your meds and have a little snack now & again this could take a while let's make sure it's good clean fun for everybody ⭐

the most feminine thing you can do is crash out

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

Ruby Bridges being on social media rn is why I’ll never not cuss a mf out when they say “it happened so long ago”

when you're a creep but also think horace grant was criminally underrated

"The trouble with socialism is it takes up too many evenings..."

-Dear Old Oscar

the Boots Riley discourse on twitter isn't going far enough imo. if you're actually a leftist, you shouldn't even be *watching* movies and television. the only way to actually be a Marxist is to live in a big tank like a guild navigator in Dune so that you can spend 24 hours a day posting