Yet another day of waking up hungry and horny and deciding which one to address first

people keep snitch tagging the emt guy in this on instagram

it's got a flared base, what's he gonna do

When it comes to something like vampy red lipstick, it's not necessarily that men find it attractive.

Some men love deep lipstick; some hate it.

But people who like it and other alternative styling are at least more likely to be tolerant of or agree with where my views diverge from the mainstream.

"No woman would ever give a blowjob if not for the male gaze" is such a reductive take.

You've never appreciated the freckles, scars, shadows in the musculature on a partner's body and wanted to kiss them all over?

Sorry not sorry that some women also want to kiss and lick a partner's dick veins.

That means I might start feeling the symptoms of perimenopause in three years

Then again, exercise might make my symptoms mild, and maybe I won't notice that soon

But I'm so excited that this health and quality-of-life care that I thought I'd have to self-pay for is now included with my insurance

I've planned for perimenopause care for years, knowing that many women have a hard time getting taken seriously about how perimenopause affects them.

I thought it was in the distant future.

Then I learned ADHD women feel symptoms of peri way more intensely and sooner — onset around age 35 to 39ish

Yoooo I learned that prenatal and menopause telehealth support are included "free" with my health insurance and they do hormone replacement therapy! Times are changing!!!!

Idk how long I'll have this insurance, but it's a great sign that broader HRT coverage is becoming a thing

To be clear, I don't think it's bad to ask a partner, "Did you cum?"

It's genuinely not that obvious with some people.

But I do think it's not very useful if that's the ONLY thing you're debriefing on.

I super appreciate my former partner who would make me cum like 20 times in one session and then still ask, "Did you cum?"

Not because he didn't know.

But because it felt good to hear how absurd I thought the question was.

Me, correcting a misconception I used to have: MY LIFE IS A LIE

Me, learning something: I FEEL LIKE I HAVE UNLOCKED A GREAT SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE

Me, feeling inspired or in awe: THIS IS MY CURRENT FAVORITE THING

Review: b-Vibe's Slipskin Curvy 10" rocked my G-spot - Super Smash Cache The sliding skin dildo's juicy head locked on my wall and stretched the entrance. Worth it? Yes, but read this before getting a Slipskin Curvy or Girthy.

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b-Vibe's Girthy 9" sliding skin dildo is cervix sorcery.

The Curvy 10" is more for G-spot grabbing.

Here's how these hyper-realistic dildos with floating balls compare:

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Horny enough to contemplate ordering room service so it's ready when I'm done masturbating

Thinking about that time I had my LED hula hoop ready for a yoga rock and dance party, but went to the wrong venue of a similar name and ended up at a free country show.

A kid tipped me $1. A drunk lady tipped me $20. The bouncer recognized me from a frat party and was confused but happy to see me.

"I'm prettier than you no offense," read the email from a stranger.

And I couldn't help but wonder:

Baby, is everything okay at home?

The whole "polyamorous people are ugly" stereotype is so funny to me.

😱 Oh nooooo, someone's NOT ATTRACTED to people who WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN COMPATIBLE with their relationship preferences and lifestyle anyway?!?! 😱 What a loss. 😱😱😱

Hot take: Sexualization of Asian women literally does not affect my everyday life. I say no to people who expect to get something from me on their terms and that's that.

Infantilization hits different. It's about what people think you deserve to be given. And that's not resolved by just fucking off

"Let me know if you’re inserted!"

—My favorite typo in adult toy marketing correspondence

Idk how I'll get over the way western medicine treats women, but I figure my defenses will come down to:

🤍 Knowing my way around research literature
🤍 Having doctor and nurse friends
🤍 Fucking off and self-paying if that's what it takes to get quality care

Smh I looked up "ACOG" expecting to see "American College of Obstetricians" and Gynecologists and got suggestions for gun optics ("Trijicon Advanced Combat Optical Gunsight") instead.

That one was my own fault.

Look up images — no, videos — of how a tenaculum is used for an IUD insertion.

Usually without pain relief (or only ibuprofen)

It was in 2025 that American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists guidelines urged doctors to take IUD insertion pain seriously, with options for local anesthetics

Happy International Women's Day.

Never forget how often women are dismissed by doctors or told it's just nature to be sensitive and "complicated."

Meanwhile, men get prompt treatment for heart problems, erectile dysfunction, growing prostates, hormone imbalance, and more. Oh, and pain relief.

Ride-On Reviews: Sybian vs. Motorbunny Original vs. Tremor Best saddle vibrators: Sybian, Motorbunny, or Tremor? I rode them all. No-BS comparison, wild features, tips for your next brain-breaking wild ride.

It's here! I compared the Sybian, Motorbunny Original, and Tremor ride-on vibrators — beyond "any of them could make me cry"

(Plus, audio track of me on the Motorbunny, if anyone's interested 👄 🫦 )

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Fun fact: any meal you get delivered could have been in a car with a couple getting handsy, e.g., one party getting fingered or rubbed off while food was in the back seat.

Of course that was always a possibility, but not one I considered til invited to play passenger princess during delivery hours

Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show YouTube video by NFL

Missed Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Want to rewatch? (4x and counting for me). The NFL posted the whole performance on YouTube: on pace for 500k views in the first 30 minutes.

Even though a little snark slipped out on my end, I'm so happy he was attuned, he remembered, and it ended up being fun for both of us!

American daughter shows her immigrant dad something new to him!

We're on vacation.

He was about to just chill in the motel room for the rest of the evening...

...to which I rolled my eyes

...and he took that seriously.

He remembered that I previously suggested going to a nice bar to watch the Super Bowl and asked if I still wanted to do that

🙌✨ Happy to introduce my (foreign) dad to the entire concept of a Superbowl halftime show!

"We made it just in time!"

He asked, "For what?"

Once it started, he said, "This is incredible! No wonder so many people are watching it!"

He learned the word, "magarita" today, too

My current favorite thing is a grasshopper mouse taking down and eating a scorpion, then howling at the moon 🌕🦂🐁

Joking about small things giving me will to live is low-key a gratitude journal.

Today:

💟 r/gonewildaudio

💟 Possibly preparing to compete in USPSA?

💟 Jasmine & vanilla bourbon body cream

💟 A heating pad

💟 Stray cats and squirrels in the sunroom

💟 Dildology

💟 Prozac