A picture of the Moon with white text in the top left corner reading: “Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s literally just the Moon.

where my moon enjoyers at

I was just at the grocery store and overheard a mother and daughter discussing what to have for dinner and the little girl said "I don't care as long as it has noodles" and I was like yes girl yes that is correct

Honestly if you think losing one little hour of sleep to daylight savings is enough to ruin my weekend you are absolutely right I hate it here

I would just like one day where I know what it’s like to not have any chronic pain or deal with any of my chronic illness. One single day.

BRAIN: wait! we’re forgetting something super important right now

ME: omg what is it?

BRAIN: idk i was hoping you knew 👉👈

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

Two characters hugging each other in their living room surrounded by ghost cats and plants.

All I know. 🤗

I actually hate the "lol the giant asteroid will deliver us from this suffering" jokes.

Are there any other people in the progressive movement who think that humans are actually fucking amazing?

Work in progress lineart. Two characters hugging each other in their living room surrounded by plants in pots.

This energy.

Armed Nazis Flee as Local Heroes Burn Their Flags Hate marched in. Heroes fought back.

Armed Nazis thought they could waltz into Cincinnati, brandish their hate symbols, and scare a community into silence. They thought wrong.

Civ 7 comes out on February 11th 2025.

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted.

They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

dating some one toothless

Some of you guys didn’t grow up listening to American Idiot by Green Day and it shows 🤣

Why is nothing positive ever contagious? Like just once after getting sneezed on it would be nice to suddenly know how to play the piano or something.

I can’t believe Beau got me a signed post card from Hank Green with one of his favorite frog facts on it for Valentines Day 😍😍😍

I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos

An upward shot of hundreds of violet toothed polypore mushroom shelves growing off the side of a mossy dead black cherry tree in a snowy forest All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Gordon Ramsay: You put no effort into your food, it's disgusting

me, knocking back a handful of Cheez-its: That's right, Gordon, you tell em

brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

Hey America, get off your ass and do it. That’s Germany. That’s how it’s done. Now it’s your turn. Get off social media, stop complaining and GET IT DONE !!

I’m sure there’s lots of reasons the apocalypse is gonna be wild, but like 6-7 weeks in when everyone starts running out of their meds yall better buckle up

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...

“me turning off my 4am alarm I set when I was a lil too motivated last night” with a picture of a man looking at his phone sleepily

Everybody check on your group chats. It’s rough out here.

Sometimes I think about how makeup was invented, like one day some early human smeared some mud around their eyes and stepped into just the right light and everyone else was like okay, Grog, go off

20’s: what even is a hangover?

40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge

Two friends, a witch and a dog, finally hugging again in a sunny day.

Welcome Back. 🐕

Some fascinating things happening on Reddit. 22,000 upvotes on the subreddit dedicated to posting pictures of houses that are over 100 years old.