(while scarfing a handful of team-provided greenies) FANTASTIC!

Morons waging race war...

Just to be clear: You look serious and studious but not serial.

That's no way to face the world.

Would a smile make it worse?

Wolves still wait for their recognition.

"That's not a Bible, it's a drive-in screen!"

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

It's nicknamed Panther City, for no good reason. This is Texas enough.

Just Win, Baby!-- Testament of Al Davis

Feckless

It's like fox hunting along the Berlin Wall!

They're beasts.

Ducked on the bill, you say?

Oklahoma City Bombing, Waco's Deadly Seige, Columbine High Massacre, Hitler's Birthday... today and tomorrow's dates...

So now you're an expert on zombies?

They'd like to imagine this...

And it can get worse...

Defense contractors are always doing this nonsense:

Tuba or not tuba, that is the question.

The press was wilding on the truth.

Fire Under: Maybe we don't make it...

After sober reflection...

For kicks, I tried a lightly-dosed pouch and soon found myself knee-bound, driving the porcelain taxi!

Win with Zyn!

Royals - ("Sad Clown With The Golden Voice") - Postmodern Jukebox Lorde Cover ft. Puddles Pity Party YouTube video by PostmodernJukebox

Name a song you never get tired of.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmC...

Emotional history of my time, for sure.

Read Tim Weiner's LEGACY OF ASHES for a different view.

Dooflender...

Sold a John Wayne Christmas card sent to Jimmy Starr (Hollywood columnist) on Ebay for $45. One bidder & it felt strange. The guy wanted to do a return, said it was too perfectly preserved. I answered: You think I'm counterfeiting engraved, unsigned cards to sell for a few bucks?