these days its the alpha-ds

oh nah by briefing I mean submitting an ~8,000 word legal memorandum

¿qué?

briefing a federal court on the laken riley act this week ama

he seems more likely to end it in a bunker than trump tbh

a real face-eating leopard situation for some

proportional representation or gtfo

oh my god

birds win 😮‍💨

uh oh

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hell yeah orioles

pro bono detention cases to dull the pain

“we learned the lawyers from the other side write the judge’s filings, write her rulings. so i guess… starting to think it’s a set deal.”

i think he’s referring to the extremely normal practice of the judge asking one of the attorneys to prepare a draft of the proposed order lmao

how would you prove that you're figuring things out instead of just applying sophisticated vibes-based pattern-matching heuristics, out of curiosity?

also the need for “living space”

yeah from their perspective it’s hard to think this will ever be over as long as someone as unreliable as trump is their counterparty

I mean he’s +18, what other mayors or governors are doing better than that?

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please enjoy this banger from 2017

lmao

oh my god

"they caught a picture of the bullet in flight that didn't kill the president" is some goddamn cyberpunk shit

my goat

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seems like in every piece of paper the government files they go out of their way to say “we disagree with the decisional law in this district/circuit and really don’t think we should have to comply” and wouldn’t you know judges don’t like that

there is something gratifying about filing an emergency motion on a sunday afternoon and receiving an order from a federal judge less than 3 hours later