"I do rape all I want and the amount I want is zero. I do murder all I want and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these ppl think that if they didn't have [god] watching over them that they would go on killing/raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine." ~Penn Jillette

The Elves would informally and silently withdraw any support to the BBC for the next 5000 years.

The Dwarves would headbutt the walls out of every floor of the BBC's headquarters until the CEO's office was on ground level. Then they would hold his face in front of a camera until he retracted it.

a cartoon of a man holding a briefcase and the words feierabend Alt: Cartoon man gets home, throws his briefcase out the window, and rips his work clothes off to enter 'underwear mode'. The caption says "FEIRABEND", German for "QUITTING TIME".

way ahead of you

I'm looking forward to any version of Starmer other than 'awkward-pained-constipation-face' Starmer.

I'm sure he would look angrier if he could muster something other than 'awkward pained constipation face'.

I don't have much sympathy for people who give FIFA money but even they don't deserve ICE kidnapping.

Is this the tree version of a supermodel? She is VERY photogenic.

Is this the gamer version of buying books just to have them on a shelf?

We all knew he was a spineless hypocrite so this is flawlessly on-brand.

The only way it could be more on-brand would be if he tripped and violated a couch after the speech.

Sorry, 11.

Lucky for the 9 Union Jacks. I wouldn't have known what country this is from.

Imagine the government having access to all your info and… 👇🏼

WAH!

Absolutely. It would look sane to have the hard hat under his arm when safely out of the area and where the press (very obviously without hard-hats) are standing.

Offering this up for the best skeet of 2026.

Also, the utter betrayal of the staffer who got him into a hard hat.

Staffer: *hides smirk* "This will make you look relatable with the workers." *suppressed snort* "No, really, you look tough."

Albo The Spineless is the best title I've heard for him. What the fuck is an 'Australian Urge' worth? It's the weakest we can muster and probably seen as a side-splitting joke on the world stage.

Viktor Orban DEFEATED! Russia Loses AGAIN! YouTube video by Jake Broe

Viktor Orban's political party was absolutely crushed in today's Hungarian elections. A change in Hungary's government will lead to the unblocking of a 90 billion euro loan for Ukraine as well as the passage of additional sanctions on Russia. Russia and Trump just lost their spy inside the EU.

"Scan here"?

*throws bottle instead

These are the gender-reveal parties that should exist.

Caption ideas:

'Closeted gay man kissing his beard'
'Most awkward kiss since Luke and Leia'
'Republican failing to convince anyone that he knows what romance is'

@support.bsky.team, @moderation.bsky.app, @pfrazee.com

Please do something about these hackers/scammers/bots.

@gofundme.com, please shut down the scam and refund the scammed.

Kryten: "It's hideous! That's it? That's the best design they can come up with? Are you seriously telling me there were choices and someone said, "Ah, there. That's it. That's the one we're looking for - the last chicken in the shop look'."

@support.bsky.team
@moderation.bsky.app
@pfrazee.com

Who's fucking teeth do we have to kick in at Bsky before they do their job? What the cunting fuck is wrong with your staff that they're so far behind the ball on the Mahmoud scam? Automate this shit. Scan for the GoFundMe link. DO SOMETHING.

@support.bsky.team
@moderation.bsky.app
@pfrazee.com

Who's fucking teeth do we have to kick in at Bsky before they do their job? What the cunting fuck is wrong with your staff that they're so far behind the ball on the Mahmoud scam? Automate this shit. Scan for the GoFundMe link. DO SOMETHING.

@support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app Look, you're going to have to do more than the bare minimum to stop these scammers from wiping their ass with your platform. Could you please, pretty please, PULL YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLES AND DO SOMETHING.

Another account hacked by the Mahmoud scammers. Check @nocontextmeme.bsky.social in your lists.

Mutuals:
@southsaxon.bsky.social
@readerofbannedbook.bsky.social
@zwejas.bsky.social
@shadowofchaos725.bsky.social
@fedtfupofthemall.bsky.social
@jeffderoshia.bsky.social

Just a little "Fuck you" to @gofundme.com, the pathetic cunt-stains who are about to harvest from the nearly completed Mahmoud scam. It's at £12,348 out of the £14k goal.

They've done fuck-all to stop the rampant abuse here on Blue. They won't refund the scammed.

@gofundme.com: GoFuckYourselves.

I already have, multiple times. It would seem that @gofundme.com is disinterested in shutting it down while they're making so much money off the Mahmoud scam.

It's utterly shameful of @gofundme.com and they can all collectively go and suck a big bag of dicks for their part in this scam.