It's her birthday say happy birthday 🫵 or get the knife 🔪

One of my jobs is being a personal assistant and one client has 5 hour down time assistance shifts which she wants to spend by bussing and walking around the city & as someone who has to pee every 2 hours i almost perish every time bc we just be hopping busses for hours straight

Hey sorry i can't hang out rn i gotta rewrite this number 5 on my sudoku until it looks perfect or all my electronics will catch on fire

It would be cute to have u walking around my island ur right

Sometimes u just gotta free bleed into the toilet bowl to feel better u know

ALL THIS WAITING FOR TOMODATCHI AND NOW I CANT THINK OF ANY CHARACTERS

I love stacking up misery by increasing my caffeine intake by at least 3x whenever i'm already about to emotionally and physically crash out so i can do it more jittery and anxious

Say no more

Girl whatever

Two more days until tomodatchi we can do this

People oughta say skank more often i feel like it's dying out a little

Day 11 of not improving myself

I ended up texting the work gc about it hehe brought me some joy at least

Bought one of those Paper like feel screen protectors for my ipad and this thing is a sensory nightmare

Tempted to text the gc with big bosses in it that hey did you guys know that we dont have jobs soon cause i sure didn't

Damn bro i just been informed that my main income job is ending soon by the property manager coming in to take pics of the space for new interested businessess

Yall mind if i scream

So how many times does one gotta go through ed therapy for it to u know. Work. You'd think the third time did it but i'm nothing if not stubborn

Correct take

It's truly fucked

I have seen a candid picture of me smiling, i will never be doing that again

🫡 he lived and he perished

Life is abt finding new things to get in debt over

Arrived at the party one hour late, not dressed on theme and about to eat a bowl of chips

Just had an AI goddamn interview

Coming along

Sunfish are my favorite creatures

Thank u buns!! I will check these out