yeah I would definitely assume this would work fine

especially when there's at least as many people who benefit from you believing you're fine

One of the many cruelties of brain injuries like this is they also make it very hard for you to realize how much trouble you're in, and it's very difficult for anyone else to force him to do it

I would have a tremendous amount of sympathy for him if he'd resign and just be a guy with a serious brain injury

rich coming from a guy who has been posting non-stop recently

The Acme near me stopped providing baskets during the pandemic and never brought them back, so a lot of the time if I’m shopping with my daughter I have to put things in various pockets of the stroller and genuinely forget them at checkout. That’s on them.

1) Cocktagon
2) Socktagon
3) Cock-in-a-socktagon

Without googling anything, I absolutely believe that he's been into it for like 40 years before it was even a thing that was like, on tv, and was just a weird hobby for people like Anthony Kiedis.

The final boss of coaches don’t matter

The good news is the new guy is already appropriately dead inside

Need a 2026 cut where they update them all with deliberately terrible ADR.

The gloves make it so much harder to post on LinkedIn though, so he's miserable

This is the eternal truth of April baseball once the Opening Day high has worn off.

I voted for him three times. That was my bad, apparently I’m an idiot.

She’s their Queen

The blind cash burn feels like much more of a tech-y flavor of PE, but what's interesting is that's not real the background of anyone involved in BlueCo. It would track a lot more if this was a bunch of Sand Hill guys trying to make this work.

So you’re saying he’s a perfect fit for Spurs

wouldn't expect anything different from Jimmy Haslam

Sometimes it’s Stinkers (derogatory), other times it’s Stinkers (Bugs Bunny)

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

It’s a glitch I get constantly

i mean if any platform is gonna pivot to ascii art it’s this one

Doesn’t feel like too much to ask

Chelsea especially feels like they have little room to complain when the entire philosophy of the club now is that players are publicly traded stocks that can be bought and sold at any time

The Enzo situation felt bizarre to me. I rolled my eyes at his suggestion that he didn't mean anything by it, but that it also felt like the classic way of talking about potential moves without actually talking about them that everyone just accepts, and they came down incredibly hard on him.

Not really a poll you can conduct retroactively

Definitely thought CK here was Louie and was very worried and provisionally grossed out about whatever the neck thing was

Maybe, I doubt anyone is going to change their behavior at all based on this, and I don't think you'd really be able to take an Uber *anywhere* in Philly for less than $10-15 so the difference would be pretty marginal.

not at all surprised

Well there used to be a bird app…

A very weird thing I've experienced this week is seeing a flood of posts about this '62 million men vs 62 million views' thing, but this is the first time I've actually gotten *any* context about what it's in reference to.