A picture of a softtoy style Capybara doorstop being sniffed by a black and white cat

Everybody meet the bestest doorstop ever

Did you get away with it?

I know in France it's illegal for your workplace to contact you outside of work

Oh no

If it is I have no idea what I mean

Whoa that's pretty controversial

How dare they

Better get making that essay

And did it?

I'll come change your bed if you come clean my toilet

Where's Ben off to?

That is unfortunate

Sending you lots of love Connor x

And like that bluesky is back

Oooh love it

And did you?

……if I speak you'll get mad

On my last bit of my journey home and I've got enya on, I've entered tranquil mode

Oh oh no

I think you get a pass

Very cute

Come visit and you can meet my parents dog Buffy

It looks really good

An excellent use of this

Elite snack especially from M&S

And you said you wouldn't explain, what else have you lied about?

An excellent reason for no responses

You're just a hungry guy

Further proof your job isn't real

My black and white cat sits on me as I'm lying in bed

Update now I'm being sat on