Alimentary, my dear etc

I knew what you meant but I thought it was a Superman thing. It is not apparently a Superman thing.

Do the voices and keep the therapy chain in motion

Fucks sake Matt, go do your work

The entire crew of a nuclear submarine has been drugged, and now it's disappeared into the deep blue sea. Can Nicholas Cage save the day before it 'comes down' for good? Find out in THE HUNT FOR YELLOW SUBMARINE

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Durg durg durg

To explain why Labour are choosing this path, it is normally sufficient that it is stupid. It is stupid. But also part of an unpleasant trend.

Criminalisation of VPNs is next. Pairs well with 'remove trial by jury".

She's a one-woman killing machine living off the grid. The things she's done for her country... no one will mourn her when she's gone. ELEANOR RIGBY, in cinemas everywhere now

Labour are quite comfortable with the existence of Reform. But it's the Greens making them bare their teeth.

If hiring a car at/near the airport, be prepared to pay more than you should, wait far longer than you should, and to die quite a lot on the inside. A small chip on the windshield? Not covered by basic insurance or the extra you paid for. Good luck!

Congrats again. I hope it was fun?

Your trophy is in the office but I would give it another hour or two

Yes, yes, they're all using AI to write that shit, but comedic licence hey

It's the one area where AI can't take over, because nothing is as stilted, cringe and plagiarising as the humans doing it already

"Changing tariff rules so China can import vehicles or manufacture them in the U.S. could affect consumer price points. This, Farley says, puts Ford and other U.S.-based EV companies at a disadvantage.

"There's no way this is a fair fight," Farley said."

That's literally *making* it a fair fight.

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Tell the political journalists I'm going to be angry

Everyone?

More Two-Face than Incredible Hulk

I can excuse *checks notes* the indiscriminate mass slaughter of civilians, but I draw the line at *checks notes* knocking the head off a statue

Seen in the wild but not sure if parody.

You'd think this might reduce my anxiety over missed flights but no, somewhat increased, if anything.

Another time he nonchalantly crumpled up and threw away his boarding card while we talked shop in the business lounge. Yeah, new business class tickets for everyone. Another time he brought his large family with him to the meeting.

During the last ice age, I had to fly a few times with my boss. It turns out he was one of those people who only heads to the gate when they call your name. My head nearly caught on fire from the stares of the other passengers on the now-delayed flight when we finally boarded.

Lucky fishermen

Den, it's closed! It's bladdy closed!

*doof doof doofdoof doofdoofdoofdoofdoof*

I don't know you other than from what you post here, but that sounds like a load of bollocks to me

It's dogshit from a legal ethics point of view also

F*ckup Truck

Lots of people with Vote Green posters

Great day with @lambethgreenparty.bsky.social getting out the #VoteGreen message - and talking #GreenThinking. Thanks Matt Farrow for the pics!

People don't want to admit (to themselves) that they were conned. He gives them just enough to carry on.

Creme Bullshit, more like. If it doesn't make my eyesight blurry after eating it, I'm not interested.