lmao god damn it

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

ordering every single item ‘wet’ in Chicago as a bit

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵

*guy who never heard of Gorillaz before* oh so they’re kind of like the california raisins?

back when I was a huge Simpsons geek, I was obsessed with the Army Man zine that the OG writers were pulled from and this is the peak of that style of writing. It twists and turns so tightly it gives you whiplash. The act of setting up and delivering multiple punchlines in a single line is amazing

Happy Valentines Day from current Buffalo Bills backup Quarterback Mitch Trubisky

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.

this is genuinely incredible

I Hate Sports YouTube video by I Hate Sex - Topic

youtu.be/LOgcWHx_tgo?...

every Packers v Bears game is an experiment to answer the question of who truly wants it less

say what you will about Al Michaels, but “sometimes terminal cuteness can do you in” is one of the greatest phrases I’ve ever heard

Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing

deleted scene from The Shins - Phantom Limb music video

if i’d been the winter caretaker of the overlook hotel it wouldn’t have gone down like that

Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes

Same way I found out about Epstein

I saw a dachshund take a dump in the Luxor hotel once

This is Spinal Tap. “It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.”

three posts: - gef the toking mongoose: "Dune 2 chicks at the same time" with diedrich bader in his role as Lawrence in Office Space (1999) altered to have blue eyes (eyes of ibad) - emceekayvee mentions/tags diedrich bader - diedrich bader: Thank you for bringing this to my attention

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

shit is so bad that I am reading the terms and conditions