so no first person game is willing to put the nose on the screen?

they hate progressive flo because she’s a woman that knows what she wants

A massive shift among young voters in terms of how much they use walkie talkies.

2024 Walkie Talkie Estimates:
🔴 Ages 18–22: Weekly+2
🔵 Ages 23–29: Daily+6

2026 Walkie Talkie Estimates (@YalePolling):
🔵 Ages 18–22: Daily+23
🔵 Ages 23–29: Daily+30

david foster wallace: yeah i’m ready to go let me just put on my Bandana That Makes Your Head Look Really Tall

look i may not be a part of it myself, but i still have enough respect to be quiet when a member of the subway sub club is speaking.

guy who thinks “ice cold beer” means you put ice in the beer: idk man that doesn’t sound very good i think i’ll pass

the invisible hand of the free market touched me now i can’t look at stocks the same way

these days everyone is talking about LLMs. yeah apparently it means Large Language Model. they can’t get enough of them. but buddy i only care about LMM *some song from hamilton plays*

easter? more like mr beaster!

^^joke i wish i thought of a week and a half ago

the plain white t’s if they stalked a pokemon instead of a woman: hey there shedinja what’s it like in lilycove city i’m a thousand routes away but bug tonight you look so pretty yes you do the lighthouse can’t shine as bright as you i swear it’s true

yesterday may have been real but today is an opossum’s dream

this is how it feels to chew 5 gum *picture of ur dad and me touching each other*

jesus?

clueless white guy orders in made up chinese, confuses patrons and staff

i’m a big foodie. i eat big foods. size of big tower. mmmm

bald people are always like i need a bandaid for the top of my head

i should get chains. like a bunch of large chains to keep around the house

i’m a messed up guy. when people talk about bears i assume they mean polar bears unless they specify otherwise. that’s what’s going on in this messed up mind i have.

lol your boss makes you use AI? well my boss is a stone owl that gives me commands by manipulating my thoughts

the boy who chived on, come to die

baby ruthkanda forever

katy the platypus? katy perry the platypus!?

war or not i got lowballs to send

dudes these days can’t even just have a snack anymore they gotta post it on there stories and say “not me having a whole piece of cake! naughty boy! if someone has my voodoo doll just bend that thang over and give it a couple smacks because i’ve been a bad bad boy”

the most important thing you can come to terms with as a straight man is that captain crunch is a better gay icon than tony the tiger. this is growing up

joe rogan podcast except instead of doing dmt we eat like 3 bags of peach rings

why does no one ever know that there’s a fourth haim sister who’s emo named ana?

i mean, you just HAVE to change this name

i’m at walter reed hospital right now and trump is there. he’s not hurt tho. joe biden is hurt, in a coma. trump is here trying to wake him up with a passionate kiss. it’s not working but he keeps trying. no one is allowed near but i put on a lady nurse’s outfit to get close

we’re right in the midst of the maga era and the gun girl who pooped her pants is nowhere to be seen. probably out there pooping her pants somewhere