Найсмішніші довбойоби яких я бачив за останній час
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To me, talk of Ukrainian resilience is an excuse Westerners make up for not doing enough to stand up to russia.
That's not to say Mythos isn't impressive--it is--or that there aren't new and important changes in software development and cybersecurity that'll come from models, including very large models and ones tuned for cybersecurity specifically.
Just that the sky didnt fall then. It won't fall now either
I'd put serious money on Address Sanitizer finding at least an order of magnitude more cybersecurity defects--probably two or three orders of magnitude more--and in a larger range of programs, and at a time when software had worse hygiene overall and updated less frequently, than Mythos will.
For the sake of a story, a few years back Google invented a cool new tool called "Address Sanitizer". It's job? To hunt for major cybersecurity bugs, at giant scale, in important programs. To date it has found *hundreds of thousands* of bugs, in basically every piece of software you've ever used.
the collapse was one of the single best things that has happened to human civilisation and we did that. We did that! it was glorious
I'm sure there's a team at Notion patting their back for seeing "increased AI usage"
Yeah because you sabotaged a perfectly good UI that worked very well, and now are forcing senseless usage of AI
It's like removing buttons from a car and moving everything to a voice assistant
I hate AI when it's like this:
Notion used to have a one-click way to turn text into a quote. They removed this and now I have... AI
So instead of sub-500ms, it now takes 10+ seconds to turn selected text into a quote (type out the prompt, then wait ~4 seconds)
So backwards...
type shit
> Hitler is allied to Mother Russia, as he should have been.
I'm just leaving it here for anyone who would think that was a joke
The myth of consensual gas traffic
мінуси?
який дивний колючий бубр
головне питання зараз в моїй голові: якщо це церковні забудовники, то чи є в них свої ЦЕРКОВНІ ТИТУХАНИ?
я живу в Польщі вже більше десяти років і ніби давно звик до того, яку роль релігія тут грає в житті людей
але сьогодні побачив речення "у Кракові розпочнеться будівництво ЖК на 185 квартир для довгострокової оренди, інвестором якого є Домініканський орден", і шось абсолютно не зміг
ходив дивився на традиційну польську архітектуру
навіть у них є секс
Batman the Unbombed
NYT on Feb. 13, 2026: The visit also demonstrated the relative foreign policy inexperience of Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, who has made a few overseas trips since taking office but does not sit on any House committees devoted primarily to world affairs. She struggled at times to formulate succinct answers at a nighttime panel session, during which she was asked probing and specific questions about how to respond to international crises. Questioned about whether the United States should send troops to defend Taiwan if China invaded the island, she stalled for roughly 20 seconds before offering a substantive response. “I think that, uh, this is such a, a — you know, I think that — this is a, um — this is of course, a, uh, a very longstanding, um, policy of the United States,” Ms. Ocasio-Cortez said, before saying that the country should try to avoid reaching that point with China in the first place.
NYT on March 26, 2026: Mr. Trump is correct that Sharpies are cheaper, but he overstated the cost of past presidential writing instruments. (Whether Sharpies are better is in the eye of the penholder.) A.T. Cross, which is based in Rhode Island, said it had manufactured the penspreferred by Presidents Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Barack Obama, all of whom used the Townsend model. The pen, described by Cross as possessing a “bold profile, intricate detailing and superior writing performance,” now retails for about $200. (The classic black version costs about $265.) President Joseph R. Biden Jr. preferredCross’s Century II model, which the company says brings “modern flair to a time-honored design.” That model is slightly less expensive, ranging from $99 to $270 a pen. Luxury pen enthusiasts, it should be noted, often describe Cross pens as relatively affordable alternatives to other famous pens made by Montblanc and Nakaya, which can retail for over $1,000.
NYT quoting AOC when she says “um”: This dumb girl can’t talk
NYT quoting Trump after sticking a fork up his nose into his brain and rambling about sharpie pens: Doth thine lion howl with instincts known not learned by man, or sound his sonorous roar as prophecy to gaze back upon history itself?
та мене то як їбе, кланкер блять
Header: "British woman without cervic and vagina naturally becomes pregnant after reconstructive surgery", with an error code: "JavaScript must be enabled to use this feature".
Finally, a real use case for JavaScript
насправді нутрія
хочу бути як вони
є два ґендери
але навіщо
блядь чому я досі пам'ятаю, що головних героїв там звали Луїс Альберто і Маріанна (а головну антагоністку, здається, Естер)
This country deserves everything coming its way <3