met the future love of my life today

once the clock reads 3am every ounce of sleepy is vanquished from my body. it’s gym time

the doctor feeling around my neck for swelling was an intimacy i have not felt in a long time

me when i set a list of clear red flags for myself and then proceed to ignore them

i've given u a solution to this i'm literally right here

flug is looking at their comically large phone in bed in the dark...

and on the third day god said let’s kick em while they’re still down

now why would u say this

how does shit like this keep happening

omg r u skrying to skiss me

i’m so new to this new language i think i need a skutor 🤭

are you hitting on me?

omg it’s the bad boy of bluesky 😍 sign my boobs!

what the fuck