heh I feel seen

Photo of TV screen Mariners Baseball The A's and Mariners S logo appear to spell out the word ass

It's the ass series in Seattle

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

the rare MLB butt fumble from your Seattle Mariners

seriously, wtf

HE STRUCK OUT SWINGING ON THREE PITCHES, ONLY ONE OF WHICH WAS IN THE ZONE

DAN WTF ARE YOU DOING PINCH-HITTING FOR THE BEST HITTER ON YOUR TEAM

I'm sorry, "Bradgley Rodriguez" is some Larry Bernandez-level nonsense. Come on, Padres.

The Keltiad (Patricia Kennealy-Morrison), SPACE CELTS!!

APOLLO 11"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong ARTEMIS II "I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." - Reid Wiseman

Well, that's progress I guess...

I had so very many feels watching the splashdown on my phone. Watched Challenger launch from kindergarten recess.

More like a groovin' van.

The Future That Was How Third World women seized the means of knowledge production to fight against rising authoritarianism and imagine a future freer than our present

The Introduction, “What is the Future We Yearn For?,” to my book, *The Future That Was*, is now live and freely available to all on the book’s @princetonupress.bsky.social website

press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...

heatmaps from the report showing tracking

BREAKING: You checked the weather this morning.

And you just told a surveillance company where you sleep.

Meet #Webloc, used by ICE, cops & foreign govs to track 500m+ phones.

No warrant required.

Our @citizenlab.ca investigation + how to protect yourself 🧵/1
citizenlab.ca/research/ana...

yay women athletic trainers! www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

Shaking hands isn’t enough; Cal and Randy might have to kiss

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

this is the way of the true author

a cock and balls made out of rock

It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...

“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.”

I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics:

defector.com/its-time-to-...

U.S. map showing total deaths in ICE custody from Oct 2003-present

🚨NEW DATA: As the number of people in ICE custody has grown, deaths have followed. But ICE facilities are black boxes, and they don't want you to know what's happening inside.

The UCLA Law Behind Bars Data Project has stepped in to fill the gap 👇
uclaprisondata.org/ice-deaths-i...

I'm so glad you found progesterone! I am so infuriated that it took so much to get to that point!

Logan spinning a masterful inning there. Let's go, offense, pick him up!

I think major league sports are a better choice than ordering a burger at a sushi restaurant!

yes I did just yell "giddy-up, bitch" at Aaron Judge on my TV, having a normal one, thank you

Getting to know Dub Gleed, the prospect the Blue Jays acquired for Leo Jiménez <p>Over the years, the Toronto Blue Jays have shown a penchant for acquiring prospects that control the strike zone. They did just that on Sunday evening, as the Blue Jays traded Leo Jiménez to the Mi...

We've got good forward-spelled names too. I present to you Dub Gleed: bluejaysnation.com/news/toronto...

they are calling it the scotus cuck chair

(baseball is back, rage-skeeting is also back)

ROBLES DO A JOB