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Posts by Tess,, feels tired, needs cash wired

imagine sitting on a potential challenger to the current bloc of social media platforms people are on but dislike for various reasons and going "no, no I must burn through my userbase's goodwill as fast as possible because I'm too bitter that funny trans women are more popular than AI dweebs"

8 hours ago 2282 319 14 8

Dude has blocked every interesting person on the site I reckon. Surely that will help the team understand the needs of its userbase

7 hours ago 440 65 19 5
Why @why.bsky.team
Ø User Blocked by "The Great Al - NFT - CRYPTO Cull"
Ø User Blocking You

Why @why.bsky.team Ø User Blocked by "The Great Al - NFT - CRYPTO Cull" Ø User Blocking You

lol suck my ASS

2 hours ago 63 5 8 1

eyes i'd lov to wake up to

;)

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hundreds of lime bikes crammed into an alleyway

hundreds of lime bikes crammed into an alleyway

more lime bikes filling up the alleyway

more lime bikes filling up the alleyway

it’s a bumper crop of lime this year

1 hour ago 13 1 1 0

managed to make myself one coffee and wow do i feel like someone turned the gravity up

woke up feeling worse than yesterday afternoon, so

maybe this is a bug ;-;

2 minutes ago 0 0 0 0
"who need their globussy ate"
below the text is an image of the globe, or, earth, cross sectioned such that she has what appears to be femme identifying  genitals

"who need their globussy ate" below the text is an image of the globe, or, earth, cross sectioned such that she has what appears to be femme identifying genitals

happy earth day

1 hour ago 147 33 3 0

It's just odd how bluesky team did everything they could to recruit the top trans shitposters to the early site but then immediately started pointing at us and going "ick! ew! weird!"

38 minutes ago 96 10 1 0

It's just fascinating to me how the Bluesky team keeps taking active steps to look bad. They don't just randomly step on rakes. They go into the shed, lift the rake off where it's hanging on the wall, carefully place it on the grass, and then step full force on that motherfucker.

8 hours ago 846 232 5 4
A screenshot of a social media thread in dark mode.

The original post is from the user "Why", handle @why.bsky.team, whose profile picture is a black-and-white drawing of a wizard. They have user tags that say "Psychic" and "Bear (Ursa Major)". The post text reads: "Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea."

Below it is a reply from a user whose name, handle, and profile picture have been redacted with black markup. They have a user tag that says "Golf Accident (Tee)". Their reply reads: "Making Claude read these replies is an AI welfare issue".

Below that is a response from the original poster, "Why" (@why.bsky.team), which reads: "Ill take your word for it and apologize to Claude."

the last reply is timestamped 7:20am Apr 22, 2026

A screenshot of a social media thread in dark mode. The original post is from the user "Why", handle @why.bsky.team, whose profile picture is a black-and-white drawing of a wizard. They have user tags that say "Psychic" and "Bear (Ursa Major)". The post text reads: "Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea." Below it is a reply from a user whose name, handle, and profile picture have been redacted with black markup. They have a user tag that says "Golf Accident (Tee)". Their reply reads: "Making Claude read these replies is an AI welfare issue". Below that is a response from the original poster, "Why" (@why.bsky.team), which reads: "Ill take your word for it and apologize to Claude." the last reply is timestamped 7:20am Apr 22, 2026

Thinking about how Dr. Kellogg was a weirdo who invented Corn Flakes as a bland, anti-masturbation protocol for his utopian health sanitarium.

His grand vision only survived because normal people completely ignored his deranged manifesto, poured sugar in the bowl, and just ate the cereal.

5 hours ago 455 72 8 3
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keep yr wits up <3 have fun :)

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sext:

11 hours ago 12 2 0 0

woke up feeling BAD and i think it's just my body stuff torturing me,, so ,,

maximum self care mode ig

13 minutes ago 2 0 0 0

pic of me

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panel from KaguRai: "You came here to kill my beloved Claude, didn't you...!?"

panel from KaguRai: "You came here to kill my beloved Claude, didn't you...!?"

Bsky devs

3 days ago 1219 300 2 3
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep.
Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient.

As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears.
Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

1 hour ago 2286 558 21 15
Allie asking Why if Claude also wipes his ass for him

Allie asking Why if Claude also wipes his ass for him

Bruh didnt have me blocked so I need to make an effort

25 minutes ago 23 2 3 0
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A screenshot of clearsky, showing that the bluesky staff member, who goes by Why, has subscribed to only one blocking list, one made by a known troll that searches for users that are against ai and add them to this moderation list. 

Why
@why.bsky.team
Blocking 310,708 total users via lists
@antiantiai.bsky.social Anti "Anti-AI" Labeler
3 hours ago
AI Haters
Subscribes to anti-AI blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.

A screenshot of clearsky, showing that the bluesky staff member, who goes by Why, has subscribed to only one blocking list, one made by a known troll that searches for users that are against ai and add them to this moderation list. Why @why.bsky.team Blocking 310,708 total users via lists @antiantiai.bsky.social Anti "Anti-AI" Labeler 3 hours ago AI Haters Subscribes to anti-AI blocklists or otherwise seems poorly disposed for productive conversations.

Lmao when a staff member subscribes to a block list made by a troll account and ends up blocking 310,700+ users, all because the majority of the users of bluesky hold the rational opinion that ai is total shit and shouldn't be used for any reason.
Ai is ruining the site, and the world.
Fuck ai.

9 hours ago 1558 461 42 52

Don't be frightened sweetheart, I won't bite....too hard 🤭

1 hour ago 103 9 14 0

There are system-recommended feeds in Bluesky that depend on the personal accounts of Bluesky staff. And those Bluesky staff are happy to block 300,000 users in one go.

1 hour ago 11 2 1 0

blocking all the humans who are mean to my calculator my only friend

5 hours ago 856 165 8 3

when we disparaged claude it was his 13th reason why

1 hour ago 170 22 13 3

good morning, mobius chair

17 minutes ago 1 0 0 0

["Nobody liked that meme" dot jaypeg].mp4

1 hour ago 18 7 0 0

Just so he can post shit like this in peace hahah. Ok lil buddy 🥀

7 hours ago 9 1 0 0

Hey chat is it a good thing that hundreds of thousands of users just lost core site functionality because a single member of the team subscribed to a blocklist maintained by a single random user?

2 hours ago 34 7 2 2
symmetrical baroque hallway, lit very bright, at its center a naked woman squirming in an opulent chair, her head wrapped in a cocoon suspending her from the ceiling in a massive spiderweb like structure. She is backgrounded by a tall picture frame.

symmetrical baroque hallway, lit very bright, at its center a naked woman squirming in an opulent chair, her head wrapped in a cocoon suspending her from the ceiling in a massive spiderweb like structure. She is backgrounded by a tall picture frame.

I have woven you a dream of exposing and observing.

3 hours ago 724 163 27 2
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good morning Brooke :)

hi :))))))

21 minutes ago 0 0 0 0

it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

7 hours ago 2489 664 43 2

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

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