My whole body wants to post my newest song right now, but it's like 1AM east coast. Time, you fucker, I hate you.

I have long said that #Fadr Stems is one of the best #AIMusic services there is and that it's absolutely worth the full-pay yearly. Now, I'm adding to that. They just introduced #Siren, which takes a text prompt and turns it into #AIAudio SFX or instruments. Free to try => fadr.com/siren

It would appear the #AIMusic site #Suno is broken this morning. I have no idea how these people don't take time to double-check their code.

You need a new TV. Those are clearly 2026 pants on a 1974 RCA. Besides, why isn't sneakers-with-suit the real crisis here?

"Woman, how many times do I have to tell you? The venti. The VENTI!!!"

As Igor plays the oboe...

This guy proudly posted an image of a mural called the "Inside Out Project" that illustrates why silencing the voices of sexual abuse survivors is a danger to society. Then he turned off his comment section so I couldn't post credit to the original photographer nor the artist. #Bluesky #Censorship

People, a meme is supposed to be a single thought---not a chapter from War and Peace.

These memes are getting too wordy. I had to take a speed-reading class just so I can get through my Bluesky wall in a reasonable time. TLDR: "She may be flat---but if you liquor---we get kids."

It's my understanding that is now where we're keeping the recipe for Coca Cola.

That article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...

I have officially finished "Scarecrow", the final song for my fourth album, "NiFe". I just uploaded it to my #Soundcloud. It's a post-hardcore song about a scarecrow who was left behind after the farm closed and is being torn apart by the crows.

Free to download => soundcloud.com/dirty-devote...

I couldn't swear to it, but I believe this is an exciting new publicity shot from the set of #TopGun3. Cruise has lost some weight. Guy looks good, though. Svelte. He's very svelte that one.

Surprise! "Double-U" (UU) predates "U". Originally the Latins were very lazy when "V" sounds entered their language from conquered territories, so they just used their "V" (sounds like "oo"). The Anglo-Saxons needed "UU" before that, then replaced it with "ƿ", until "single-U" arrived in the 1600s.

Is it, though? I get fonts, but it's called a "double-U" because that's what it was back in the day before uneducated idiots got a hold of it. It's supposed to be two curved strokes. Compare that to a capital "M", which is angled specifically to differentiate it from it's lowercase counterpart (m).

I paid for the "Artist" tier of #Soundcloud just to give them some cash to stay afloat. And I think people should help for that reason and that reason alone. The idea that they are "promoting" your music is farcical. You'll get 50% of your hits from places like Yemen. I think they're full of shit.

Apparently, @cnn.com thinks the man who invented the phrase "United Shtirts" has read his own book. That is objectively hysterical. www.cnn.com/2026/04/21/p...

He's just returning the favor. The Pope did his last mass wearing a Sal's Famous Pizza bucket hat.

The new #Artlist feature "Studio" is total trash. They're so eager to make money by selling you credits that even if you upload a completed keyframe, they require that you use it only as a reference. All my stuff is already completed. I need an actual studio with less greed. Hard pass.

Can someone please tell #Artlist that if you have to explain your UI with a tutorial then you have failed as a UI designer. They've already started off horrible.

Just to be that guy, apple picking doesn't begin until mid-August in the northern hemisphere.

Wingardium levi-OSA!!!

From Vaccines To Racism: RFK Faces Barrage Of Questions In House Committee - Health Policy Watch Undermining vaccines, failing pregnant black women, threatening to remove black children with ADHD from their parents – these were some of the barrage of

Here's a link if anyone needs it => healthpolicy-watch.news/from-vaccine...

So... you eat "fuh jeet ahs" and drink "moe jeet toes" while in the "Moe javy" desert? Also, "marijuana" is correctly spelled "marihuana", so perhaps the issue here is actually dictionaries that refuse to tell people they are wrong to maximize likes and subs.

It's better than my brother's. His is quite grim.

In every war you have ever heard of, there were two propagandas. Your choices are believe A, believe B, iPod shuffle the parts of A and B that help you sleep at night, or pay for newspaper C.

I get where you're going. I really do. But the second I tell you that this is entirely golf-course related, all of a sudden it's a "freedom to putt" issue. The only Wall Street issue here is at the 7AM tee time.

Any non-religious scientists want to explain how two circles on the same plane cannot form a "cross" for the mathematically challenged?

Well done, Paul. Way to answer the question, "What's going on?"

It is my opinion that it should be illegal to say "Get XX,XXX free credits when you buy our Mega Package". That, to me, is false advertising. The credits are not "free" if you have to pay to get them. They are definitely "discounted". But you can't get them for no money. #SpotTheScam