If I get one more text about voting, I swear I’ll never vote again

I think you can leave the “accused” out here

I like leo rush but just tuned in and whats the move here? Crazy lil gremlin guy? If he doesnt win tonight, then what?

Only Hangman can pull off the sad wrestler thing. The rest of these guys gotta give that up.

The “brand-new music” is going to be AI generated isn’t it?

I hate that my insta algorithm keeps feeding me videos of nerdy bass guys who only post about Hz levels and theory. Keep that shit in the classroom. I just want to hear that fuzz pedal make the bass go “bzzzzzzz”

AEW Dynamite pre-sale tickets for ringside at VCU are over $800. First 4 rows after floor are over $300. Wth are we doing here?

Google suggested question “Is wormwood still illegal in the US?” Followed by Google’s very good AI answering “Yes, wormwood is legal”

AI continues to be undefeated

Seeing some Four Loko discourse and my favorite thing about OG Four (pre-Loko) was the urban legend that if you drank 4 of them you’d feel the effects of the wormwood oil and start to hallucinate

Give Dunkzilla the belt, TK

No you did not b/c if you had done everything to help them that would’ve involved you all keeping your traps shut

Theres a reason Comstock is no longer in office.

In The Meg 3 this is when the meg comes out and swallows everyone up

Counterpoint: The best root beer is sarsaparilla

Was this written by flock or a cop who uses it to stalk and harass women?

Lol at Invincible having the patchy Asian-American facial hair. I got lucky by being able to grow a sufficient beard but thats definitely what my brothers look like if they try to grow anything.

I’m more satisfied with Spanberger’s performance than I had expected but its still early and I felt the same re Mayor Dr Danny at the start of his term and now hes all in on flock and we’re being governed by ChatGPT. Let’s see if she keeps this up (and changes her position on right to work)

He looks like Spenny got a makeover…or Kenny…as a non-Canadian I’m not sure which is which

He looks like Spenny got a makeover…or Kenny…as a non-Canadian I’m not sure which is which

i wish this would happen to me

Seems like someone who ran away from bluesky for being bullied wouldnt try to bully other people but whatevs you do you

Are we sure Michael posted this? I don’t see any spelling errors.

We all need to start charging inflated rates for when clients request weekend or outside normal business hours work

Why would you insult Chet Hanx like that?

“Native of McLean, Virginia” is all I need to hear about this guy to make an informed decision about him

The internet is nothing but one person asking a question like “Is this $20 blender good enough to make milkshakes? I wont use it often and don’t want to spend a lot” and every response will just be “I use $500 Megatron 6000 deluxe to make 60 gallons of smoothies a day and it works well”

Stephen Miller no doubt

Doubly reinforced that only a 12 yo would care about being blocked

Very happy I have a neighborhood bar where I can go and drink 3-4 pints and 2 rail shots and the tab comes out to under $5