sitting my white ass down and listening so i can utalize this for my moots

Your Honor, let the record state that i was bouncing on it respectfully.

Imagine if Akuma ever had to have surgery. I imagine the vibes would be the same as the gorilla surgery pics where it could be just seconds away from disaster. Someones gotta draw that last one as akuma

post too good my gender is suspicious

Hey bro heres the donuts you wanted 😁 i passed out a few times making them tho but theyre all good now😅

TWITTER KEEPS LOGGING ME OUT WTF GRAH

gifs don’t work on here lmao i forgot

me and one special follower

i know what you are

i shouldve taken pictures of the delicious chicken shawarma gyro and large gyro i had but i forgor

A Slavic man wearing a track suit and squatting

A BADLY photoshopped picture of a man in a really bad pharaoh costume

Phinks from hunter x hunter : what should I wear today??

The only two options:

captain barbossa from pirates of the caribbean from the part where he says that line and turns into a freaky skeleton

ya best start believing in zoos, mr. damon. we bought one!

the sega genesis of crack

my Wife’s Boyfriend has a certain ring to it. a je ne sais quoi if you will. meanwhile my Wife’s Girlfriend…i dont know. it just doesnt hit the same. i dont know what to do with it

i had to write in jill stien for my vote cuz they wrote it as stein and i dont believe in the stein spelling for etymological reasons

Heartwarming🤗! grxngo 😲 makes perfect txco! rizzes up latinx baddie 😫!

whats wrong theyby? you havent even touched your txco

i hate it when my opponent kisses me midset during bracket i cant focus om the game for the rest of the set. any suggestions on how to fix this?

Nothing better than a glass of white wine... except maybe #Melee 😃 Yep... I'm gay!

all the small things came up randomly in my playlist and that fucking spongebob video is all i could think of

Nice ethereal presence and fun personality bro, she let me hit cuz she likes the way I look when i cry

didn't get the job. do they not know that i know their address and can commit an “act”? are they stupid?

doing this to one special follower! like and reskeet for a chance to win! 🥰🥰🤗☺️

implementing feng shui in my bedroom so the Commanding Position is the cuck chair

haii :3

hunter x hunter piece for a zine i did last year!!

ignore all my previous tweets those didnt count

gonna try NNN so if im extra annoying yall know the reason why