DOUG: Well, I've been busy Warren, I've been busy sticking up your job up my shitpipe, just like you requested.

FRANCESCA: Clive! I don't appreciate having to raise my voice in public!
CLIVE: Then why are we meeting in a fucking tapas restaurant! I don't even have a menu!

AUBREY: Where's she gone?
DR THOMAS: She left.
AUBREY: She what?
DR THOMAS: She's gone. It's just us and Winnie the fucking Pooh. Are you going to help me or not?

AUBREY: Winnie the Pooh was a murderer.

GORDON: Well, it's gotten so much worse. She demeans him, she talks about him in the third person, about intimate details of his life, when he's in the room, when he's right there, making jokes at his expense.

GORD: Metropolis zone. Is where I always give up. Just a faff, I think.

CLIVE: Beautiful words Becky. Do you have any friends or colleagues you haven't murdered, betrayed or left for dead?
REBECCA: 'Left for dead.' We made you CEO.
CLIVE: You know it's actually much less fun being captain of the Titanic in the second half of the movie.

REBECCA: Sorry again, Pam about the mess. Grab her feet Clive.
CLIVE: Er, er… I walk with a cane, Rebecca, I don't know if I can manage carrying a dead body-
REBECCA: Just do it.
CLIVE: Fuck sake.

GORDON: Why, I had asked my parents. Why pickle an egg?

WARREN: I don't want to hear any more of this, okay? If this is just some sick joke you people play on the new guy then fuck you, alright? If it’s real, then fuck you, why would you show that to me?

GORDON: Brazilian.
WARREN: You're Brazilian?
GORDON: On my mother's side.

GORDON: You want to go to Red Valley?
WARREN: You want to go to Red Valley, Gordon Porlock. And you've been waiting for someone to give you the shove. That's why you picked me.

WARREN: Honestly, I have to take so much medication at the moment that I get like this on, like, two beers. And that's all I've had. Two beers. With dinner. That's why I can't finish Sonic 2 without a level select.

AUBREY: Oh! Er… Warren!
WARREN: Yeah?
AUBREY: I thought we might try and save Gordon's life, what do you think?
WARREN: Oh. Umm… yeah… Yeah. Sure!

AUBREY: I spent an hour staring at his pod. His eyes were open. Not smiling anymore. I stood and waited for someone to tell me what to do.

WARREN: But how else would it feed, Gordon. It needs to feed. And it only eats...archivists.
GORDON: Shut up.

AUBREY: Winnie the Pooh was a murderer.

CLIVE SNAPS HIS FINGERS.
CLIVE: Bloody hell, she’s the voice of Blue Sky!
REBECCA: Yes. Yes, I am.
CLIVE: Malcolm got his own daughter to be the voice of the Overhead virtual assistant. I did not know that.

GRACE TAKES WARREN'S HAND AND SHAKES IT HARD, AND CLAPS ANOTHER HAND ON WARREN'S SHOULDER.
GRACE: You look great.
WARREN: So do you. How have you got better looking?

GORDON: It wasn't much of an interview. Clive was very mean to Warren and he threatened to kill me a couple of times.

WARREN: You have to concede that what this is, is two men sat in the rain in a 1998 Vauxhall Astra.
GORDON: I get it, ok, I get it. You need more. I'm doing this as gradually as I can because if I showed you the whole jigsaw your head would pop off your skinny fucking shoulders.

GORDON: Warren. Do you...do you like going into hypersleep?
WARREN: I like being good at something.

CLIVE: So, Amos got there first in cryo. It's not what any of us wanted. But your first reaction is to take everything we've done, everything we've achieved, tie it to a brick with my name on it and throw it in the sea?

WARREN IS ON THE FLOOR, HUNCHED OVER THE BODY OF GORDON.
WARREN: Help me. Help me. Please. Help me.

AUBREY: It's good to see another face. I know it's only been 8 days and I've had no trouble on my own, it's just...good to have someone to talk to. Soon this place will have people everywhere and I'll probably miss the peace and quiet.

GORDON: And I went to my new bedroom and had a panic attack. So... er, yeah... there we go! A little taste of life at Red Valley.

AUBREY: I reached out to a friend of mine in the company. Well, she's my ex.

CLIVE: Aubrey Wood is just a crazy person who wants attention. She'll be locked up in no time. They'll probably put her in one of their dodgy hypersleep cells and then she'll catch some horrible stasis virus, and it will be ironic and funny.

GORDON: Gordon Porlock, personal log.

GORDON: We got out of the tunnel. We'd had a falling out. I'm just trying to look out for him, Aubrey, he was coughing up blood. I should have never taken him down there, it was just because I was too bloody frightened to do it on my own...