Meg be like "happy Friday. Ooh yea watch my new movie out now on Netflix"

Like okay miss secret squirrel

The depression is melting away 🤗

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Ann Coulter blaming “legal experts” is pure deflection.

Trump was breaking the law all through his first term, openly, repeatedly, proudly.

Legal experts weren’t “crying wolf.”

They were documenting the wolf in real time.

The people who set him on this path? Enablers like her.👇

The latest example of @nytimes.com sane-washing a madman with their headlines…🤔

This makes him sound like he’s one step ahead instead of desperately flailing for a way out of a horrible mistake

False. We are the only country stupid enough to elect a convicted rapist.

That’s one hell of a cover…..

a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food

Economy so bad might as well follow your dreams & see what happens

Renaissance is her best album, full stop.

BREAKING: Stunning new polling reveals that Alaska Democrat Mary Peltola is leading her Senate race by 5 points. This win would put the Senate within reach for Democrats. Let’s go.

As a man in my face, if you purposely ignore me, I hope you know what you're doing 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

"If you had to vote for a republican..." yea, same 😭

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?

CPAC CROWD: *cheers*

SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

CBS News ratings headed for historic lows 6 months into Bari Weiss’ tenure at top “CBS Mornings” is averaging just 1.8 million viewers — down 13% year over year.

Where it belongs 🚮🗑️

You see, the problem with Scott Jennings, is that he's a moron.

But he's unaware of it.

Jennings is the apotheosis of the "empty suit."

And he doesn't even wear that empty suit well. Heck, this new one looks like it comes with batteries.

The airport perks for Congress may be drying up, not a minute too soon Delta Airlines suspends its special congressional service, while a Senate bill could end the line-skipping perk for members of Congress.

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com.

Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers.

www.ajc.com/politics/202...

HOWLING

A part of me feels ICE as TSA agents was lowkey part of the plan

Senator Raphael Warnock (D-GA) speaks to reporters on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC.(Photo by Tom Brenner/Getty Images)

Sen. Warnock: “Despite launching a new war in the Middle East, President Trump has not taken his eye off the ball—

He’s still determined as ever to complete his goal of kicking millions of Americans off of their health care”

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

The engineer that brought back the old Spotify algorithm needs a raise 🤏🏾

What a coincidence

Like, imagine being in the early stages of knowing someone and asking them to change something about themselves.

And maybe that's just me but the need to control every little thing is such an unattractive trait.

My disdain for dealing with virgo men has been restored

Not only is it snowing (and raining) but it's heavy

One day they'll study his brain

Target I'm sorry that was a breakup not just a boycott baby.

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it