Whenever I wear my leather jacket to the supermarket strange women make eyes at me in the fresh produce section. I don't know if that's a good thing but it's certainly not a bad thing.

Start taking a shit in the bushes and the bus'll come

Thinking of having a "Brunswick's worst hairline" competition in the carpark outside Howler

Light a cigarette and the bus'll come

Me on the train in some fairly cheap looking prescription sunglasses

On da train

Listening to 3MBS on the toilet like an old person

I love how bus drivers always wave to other bus drivers. They're all mates.

Opening a kebab shop called ərma

This is new information to me

Today’s beautiful cricket ground is in Charlottesville, Tobago

Why does Ben Stokes get hit in the nuts so often? Stokes is clearly the sort of player that gets hit in the groin more than other players. There is so much proof of this, we can no longer deny the evidence right in front of our watery eyes.

✍️Stokes is clearly the sort of player that gets hit in the groin more than other players. There is so much proof of this, we can no longer deny the evidence right in front of our watery eyes.

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omg stands for obliterate my gonads

I am a cowboy and as such I will only eat cowboy food

Notes in the Google Keep app. Document reads: Mystery buffet Sins of the pâté spatula [Indecipherable Chinese] fermented meal Welshman's plum in weasel sauce 💊🐢🌳💨💨💨💨💨 Mugbrown Damn damn food Leek and crisis management Hmmmmmmeat Tea worsening

Workshopping some ideas

Every time I remember to drink water I feel like I'm playing The Sims in first person

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

A supermarket shelf with both crunchy and smooth peanut butter in squeezy pouches sort of like the ones yoghurt and Ribena are sometimes sold in.

Really want to meet the kind of psycho who enjoys peanut butter in a squeezy bag

I hope our endship never friends

Hugh Cornwell is a genius

Making Shakira noises on the toilet

Today’s beautiful cricket ground is the home of Crickhowell CC in Powys

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i wanna smoke a big doink and watch songs of praise

Nobody should be allowed to use the word based as an adjective unless they actually listen to Lil B

Me in the universe where spider man is real: I think it's weird how there's spider man

Useless

seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite

Forget road rage, have you ever experienced road schadenfreude?

snow kitties (first time seeing snow)

The record sleeve for Max König's self-titled album sits on the music stand of a Yamaha upright piano

Bought a new record