A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

“We Interviewed Two Hundred Childless Women, and Every Single One Was Doing Something Fun”

Choosing to hone all my energy on just how jealous I am of the Artemis astronauts’ distance from earth

Hello 911? Please send someone quick. I have a case of the Mondays.

It’s like Easter is Jesus’s half-birthday.

Don’t be such a

America is in such a shambles that people are actively rooting for TSA, an organization that normally has the same approval rating as athlete's foot.

O’ unspeakable horrors, Ari, no!

Crazy how a male shrug emoji exists like they’d admit to not knowing something

Oh god what’s that??

Huh. Strange. Maybe I’m just hitting the time right.

Are we sure about the way we spell vacuum?

Hi from a flight to Atlanta where a woman boarding pointed to my empty window seat and was like, “hi, can I sit with you?” Like… what?

I want to live in a world where “ask” is only used as a verb.

I want to live in a world where “ask” is only used as a verb.

Hi from a flight to Atlanta where a woman boarding pointed to my empty window seat and was like, “hi, can I sit with you?” Like… what?

Why’s the baby got arms like my junior high woodshop teacher?

Why’s the baby got arms like my junior high woodshop teacher?

Ok you faving my dumb thing led me to your awesome thing!! Congrats!! ::flips on the Hulu::

I just want to live in a world where no one uses “ask” as a noun and AI doesn’t exist

Are we sure about the way we spell vacuum?

Pfft, cancer is no match for the champ!! 🫶

“Why would you bring a gun to a protest?”

Pal, there are people who bring AR’s to the grocery store and you’re totally cool with that so maybe sit this one out.

It’s Only the Fourth Reich If It Comes from the Reich Region of Germany, Otherwise It’s Just Sparkling Fascism Don’t be embarrassed, it’s a common mistake. You look around and think, Yep, this is it. Paramilitary deportations, apocalyptic foreign policy, and...

"You look around and think, 'Yep, this is it. Paramilitary deportations, apocalyptic foreign policy, and private corporations looting the federal government. This has to be the Fourth Reich.' Not so fast. It’s only the Fourth Reich if it comes from the Reich region of Germany."

okay hear me out

Just because you can, Verizon, doesn’t mean you should.

Let that sink in? Let that sink in?? My dude, there’s way too much sunk already. An endless supply of horrors sunk!

TONY!! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO A SUMMER’S DAY!! (thanks pal)

Let that sink in? Let that sink in?? My dude, there’s way too much sunk already. An endless supply of horrors sunk!

Crazy how a male shrug emoji exists like they’d admit to not knowing something