Keir Starmer, singing Closer by Nine Inch Nails, wearing nothing but a pair of chaps, his body as slick with baby oil as his hair is with Brylcreem

Good performance. Should have won by more. #ncfc

Fucking hell! #ncfc

Cordoba got away witj one big time there. Intentional handball to stop them going clear. #ncfc

No wish to lay into him because he's an excellent servant to the club, but the amount our fans overlook when waxing lyrical about Kenny. He does shit like that all the time. Yet he'll win Player of the Season at a canter. It's so strange. #ncfc

You could probably remove "tonight" from that. He's not the standard we need.

On one hand, it's been a good half, on the other we are SO wasteful. #ncfc

That's a fucking ridiculous strike. #ncfc

That was a little shove. I'd hardly call that a punch.

Pretty embarrassing from Cordoba, that. #ncfc

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Should be a second penalty. Ref didn't even see it. #ncfc

Fucking abysmal penalty. Good job we never get them! #ncfc

God our injury issues are an absolute joke. #ncfc

God that's an absolute pig of a team. Good job we're not playing for much or I'd be well stressed out. #ncfc

Imagine, with the genocides, apartheid, illegal wars, the global economy collapsing, starvation, concentration camps, wars, masked government-sent terrorists in Israel & the US - and the scariest thing you've ever seen is 5% conditional taxes on your multi-million dollars real estate hoarding.

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

Terrible wasn't it?!

You'd think I'd find that Ipswich result funny. It's just made me more annoyed that we never turned up on Saturday. #ncfc

Cordoba for me. #ncfc

I did just remember he'll be at the World Cup mind so don't know how much rest he's getting

I'm sort of with you on this one, but someone pointed out to me he'd played basically a whole season before he came here. Willing to see what he looks like after a good rest.

A screenshot of the film "Banshees of Inisherin" with a character sadly saying "Well, there goes that dream."

Got excited to finally start Pluribus last night which is supposed to be really good, then my wife fell asleep 10 minutes in.

I haven't got to Season 2 yet, but one particular episode of Season 1 is up there with the best episodes I've ever seen of anything.

I think this seems like a reasonable assessment. I've just seen a few tout us as title contenders and I'm not 100% on that one.

Add to that Wrexham and Birmingham probably splash out big time again, one of or both Southampton/Boro don't go up they'll be there or there abouts. It's not a given we'll be right up there. #ncfc

Do worry people are getting carried away with how we may do next season. I think play offs are realistic (especially now only needing 8th) but you wouldn't imagine Wolves or Burnley would be anywhere outside top 4 or 5 and if Spurs or West Ham come down they're probably getting 100 points. #ncfc

Checked into Twitter for the first time in ages and saw the guy with the biggest victim complex I've ever seen pretending other fans abused him for not applauding the team at the final whistle. Some things never change lol #ncfc

Anyway, fuck the result, this was my highlight #ncfc

A lot of proper dead weight in this squad that need to be shown the door. Need to start the clear out if we're giving it a go next season. Start with Stacey. #ncfc