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I’ve started entering cards on Moxfield and now I’m depressed.

I’m at the level where I explained extensively why Agott’s hair color is not “brown.”

Looks good!

I am basically Laboon

Good idea. Wait until I decide to return.

Anyone going to PAX East this year?

If you’ve never had to kite a check, you’ll never understand the life I’ve led.

IDK, I've gotten some good money from those class action settlements. You can usually verify through additional sites whether it is a valid class action.

One thing I will never do: spelunking/caving

Luckily I am at the age where I can resist buying a Switch2 to play Pokopia.

Why is the most roided out grandpa at the gym wearing a “No Fucking Shortcuts” cutoff T?

Ten per month that is.

I maintain a Planet Fitness Black Card membership for this reason. You get ten visits at any "out of your home franchise" PF and it overall comes to about $350 for the year.

If some Queen does not create the dragsona Mar'quan Moulin, head of the Department of Hoes and Sluts, they are leaving money on the table.

Someday I’ll figure out how to become one.

We celebrate our sluts in this house.

I’m just thinking about state fair level stuff. All the quilts are presented as “here’s our grand American tradition” while the yarn crafts are tossed in a pile labeled “look what granny threw together.”

One of life’s worst tortures is being someone who is only comfortable showing up at least ten minutes before something starts and dealing with someone who is perfectly comfortable showing up ten minutes late.

Some day I would like to probe the mind of the person/team who selected the default options for "Snooze" in GMail. 6:00 PM is not "Later Today," that's tomorrow.

I finally paid for the Pokémon Friends full game.

I have a new policy at work that whenever my boss compliments something I have done, I no longer say thank you. I just reply, "Exceeds Expectations."

Anyone else completely tired of superwash wool?

You know you’re a 70s kid if you had to watch videos in school warning you not to go inside refrigerators when you were playing in the junk yard.

I always get to Mt. Moon and think, “I am going to end my days in here.”

That is certainly an interpretation of the word "fun."

You can tell someone's parents didn't love them if they schedule same day meetings (and their parents actually hated them if those meetings are longer than one hour).

I endorse this.