Crazy that no one told Trump not to sign any important documents when Mercury is in the Microwave.

A screenshot from the Oscars. Dancers in singers perform on stage in front of a giant red glowing eye

Sauron’s performance in the James Bond tribute was deeply moving #Oscars

After years of living in the East Bay I’ve decided if I don’t drive over at least one a bridge a week I WILL have a mental breakdown.

I think they call it SNL 50 because that’s how many tries it takes to get through the whole thing.