Me: Oh look, our tulips and flowers are blooming, how pretty

Rabbits: not for long, bitch

the Veracruz Fightin' Anheusers

dogshit HP Smart app trying and failing to fix its own broken garbage printer installation

I fucking hate HP, and I fucking hate printers.

I hate troubleshooting people's personal electronics.

Yeah, this is just insurance companies and manufacturers deliberately manipulating the market since nobody will do anything about it.

ME: *sees an unwatched documentary series chronicling the misery and heartbreak of a family as they endure the worst times of their lives, further worsened by the horrific reminder of how unreliable and often indifferent our justice system is*

Also me: nice

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

So he's going to cut a D-Generation X promo circa 1999, shotgun an economy brand beer, and catcall some reporters.

Me slugging some coffee with computer bullshit in the background.

Greetings from the Chuck E. Cheese birthday room for adults: an office with a door I can close.

The midday show has been a disaster for months now. Harris is a Philly guy forced to talk about Chicago sports and he's not at all good at it. Grote's shoehorned in there and can't be on every time, and when he is it feels awkward. Need to just nuke it and start fresh.

Talk about a fever dream of a movie. As a kid I grew up watching Back to the Future, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Batman, TMNT, Ghostbusters, and Dick Tracy. The amount of practical effects magic, set & prop design, and vivid vision for the end result made it such a cool time to be a kid.

2 legit

2 legit 2 shit

Boy this is tricky to see what is opening here. Is Elmo delivering a back-breaker to some sort of red muppet abomination that is begging for death, as it knows it should not be?

AmbiguousAmphibian's Rimworld Sea Ice youtube series is comfort watching that I throw on once a year or so. I don't have much interest in actually playing Rimworld, but AA's dulcet tones and demeanor pairs so well with the quirky plight of Orange, Owl, Pelican & co. that it makes me a happy camper.

I’m loving watching my wife become a tattooed eccentric neon goth baddie. Embrace the darkness.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I see people questioning what use this could have, but consider that we’re closer than ever to building a robot that can run away when you catch it stealing a pie from your windowsill

#LateNightBluesky

Watching the “Predators” documentary and trying not to hurl.

CarPlay hasn’t worked in my vehicle for a week and it’s irrationally putting me in a dark rage each time.

#ImportantPost
#LittleMiracles

i had not considered we could get a hindenburg at a wrestling event

a scene with one man (labeled "nap-inducing dreary weather") threatening another man (labeled "getting stuff done on the weekend") with a knife

(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend

Weird how R2 ended up being C3P0’s grandfather

Literally a once-a-week public reminder that they don’t care who knows. It’s an evil flex at this point.

They blew their entire budget on this rock

“I generally make a fresh pot every week, even if there’s some left over.”

Most incredible possible outcome from a Danhausen curse

Damn it!

A sliced arctic log, a cake roll filled with ice cream.

Yeah, not bad. I’d eat that. (Phrasing)

Guessing this was a lot tastier than this image indicates.

The milf index