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Trump signs executive order reclassifying cannabis, opening door to broader weed access President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday reclassifying marijuana as a Schedule III substance with looser restrictions.

Proof Dumper knows his numbers are utter shit:

He's reaching into the "reclassify/initial legalization of weed" bag of tricks to increase popularity.

Jesus. He’s reaching deep trying to pump those polling numbers.

You know you’re a worthless asshole when loosening weed restrictions can’t get your numbers out of the toilet.

I can definitively say Samuel Jackson did it better.

And I haven’t even heard Pistol Pete’s version.

If it makes you feel any better, I am sitting here with reading glasses on so I can see what these young ones say.

There are dozens of us elders on here! DOZENS! 😁

Those two had some good chemistry on set and complimented each other well.

Stylish specs!

Jealous, man.

I had a week where I had farm-raised, no cage eggs (from a friend’s farm) and steak for breakfast (half of a porterhouse).

Oh. My. God.

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Ahh yeah. . .John Oliver, during the human malware era.

It was a glorious thing.

Gotta have balls to need room. 🤷

First off, who gives a fuck how attractive someone is?

But secondly, motherfucker. . .shut up. Someone needs to sew that asshole's mouth and ass shut (I'm not sure which one is speaking).

That is so fucked up.

Why the hell do people waste other's time with shit like that? If you're not going to love someone for who and what they are, let them go and be loved by someone else.

When I first learned about the SA statistics, I was trying my hand and college. It was sobering and in the back of my mind I thought "this can't be. . ."

As I've gotten older, I've learned those statistics are incorrect; it's actually worse. And it makes me want to vomit.

That dress is beautiful and vibrant!

Dude, that is fucking disgusting.

I really wish someone would just go around asking Trumpers "how do you feel about voting for a pedophile/rapist?"

50 different people?

Holy fucking shit, man.

I got nothin'. Why the fuck do we allow these assholes to do anything other than rot in a hole?

Really? Is there a scientific-ish reason for it or something?

Violence is the first bastion of a simple mind.

That is all you need to know.

Everyone should be able to walk around in their underwear when at home.

Or nude if you wish. Whatever floats your boat. 🤷

I don’t drink booze and smoke cigars to deal with life.

I drink booze and smoke cigars to deal with people. The fact both vices shorten the time I will be spending around said other human beings is just a little bonus.

People annoy the fuck out of me.

Look at you.

Having a bladder with the capacity of Lake Superior. 😂

The thing I don’t think these geniuses understand is that simply enriched uranium does not a weapon make.

Energy enrichment is around 3 to 5%, IIRC. Weapons-grade is something like 90%+ enriched.

Whole different ball game of enrichment and separation there.

Fuck "normal".

Own your shit. Wear it with pride. If others don't like you for it, then they're not your people anyway.

Motorcycle rider here.

Can confirm, that is not the correct way to ride a motorcycle. You're supposed to keep the shiny side up, rubber thingies on the ground, and not burst into flames.

0/10 skills on display here.

My new work coffee mug.

‘Cause fuck discrimination and prejudice.

Today I learned!