I will sniff every baby's head in the tri state area if given permission and opportunity who is this lady who thinks dudes don't love babies

Hang this in the Louvre

Exactly one year ago today:

Okay, sure, but what if our leg day don't?

Hey! I really like that album lol

Do you not have smoke detectors?

A Keurig machine with a 1-oz cup of Fry Sauce inside. In case there’s any ambiguity, this would be very gross.

Skeptical about these new K-cups

RIP Coach, you were too pure for this world

From the New York Times: Trump Administration Investigating L.A. Schools' Gender Disclosure Policies

Have they tried investigating how to not declare and then lose wars instantly like fucking idiots?

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Poker Face | Official Trailer | Peacock Original YouTube video by Peacock

He’s literally IN a pretty awesome Columbo show starring Natasha Lyonne called Poker Face. youtu.be/4x2NzusLAqk?...

Honestly, that’s the dream.

When you punish a person for dreaming his dream
Don't expect him to thank or forgive you
The best ever death metal band out of Denton
Will in time both outpace and outlive you
Hail Satan!

The prophecy has been fulfilled

Everything about this story is heartbreaking and monstrously unjust. And I can’t help but think that if I had a terminal diagnosis and suddenly lost life insurance and my family’s future was destroyed because of some greedy CEO my very next act would be to [REDACTED]

I know this guy in real life and he’s anything but a cop—I literally got high with him at my wedding.

However, he was a talented child actor and therefore very good at acting like an annoying lil shit. I love seeing this episode pop up lol.

I don’t get paid enough for this…

Peacock! There's 6 episodes out so far.

I loved 30 Rock, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and Girls5eva, so I'm really hoping this show finds an audience.

The new Tracy Morgan show The Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins has been really promising so far.

His agent/ex-wife hiring as an assistant a Black woman named Shaneequinniii (according to the email address) who ends up being a VERY white kid named Shane E. Quinn III is a very good joke.

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet.

This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

Feels like 95% of posts on Facebook are obviously AI slop. Dead internet theory becoming reality before our eyes.

Trying and failing to imagine Dexter Holland attempting a sultry baritone

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Nobody asked you old man.

(Just in THIS country!)

The common cold killed 2 million people in the last 6 years?

My fat 42-year-old ass just got up early to jog for the first time in 8 years. Talk about humbling.

Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day.