My dog just got uninvited to Christmas

This would be a great place for Mr trump when his reign of cruelty ends

White people be like let’s try this recipe from 1955 for jello ham with asbestos

Why do I keep buying the same color eyeliner and lipstick. I feel like some crazy senile woman put all this in my makeup bags.

I want my boyfriend to break up with me, so I keep asking for an engagement ring for Christmas.

I’m open to new experiences as long as they’re familiar and don’t involve leaving the house

I have only myself to blame that's why I blame you.

Teach your children that love and loyalty don’t look like taking unlimited pain from unhealed people.

i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks

really thought south park would have restored participatory democracy by now

I hate when you're having sex and you accidentally yell the name of the wrong Ninja turtle

Miner wearing a helmet in a mine shaft. Text reads “I hope the lead I'm mining will be used in your paint”

I like how this went from being an affirmative ad campaign to now sounding like a thread

Martian Manhunter #3

Current mood

Changing my middle name to problematic.

This would fix me

Having a kid is wild, like “let me grow a person inside my body who will eventually mock me relentlessly”

Here’s my toenail clippings

John Waters standing beside a wall with a sign that says: The John Waters Restrooms. All Gender. Not my photo.

In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD

RFK Jr. Set to Launch Disease Registry Tracking Autistic People And he’s using private medical records to make it happen.

RFK Jr. is launching a government registry to track autistic Americans using private medical records.

I’m not saying the future is bleak, but the Tarot cards caught on fire all by themselves.

If by “date” you mean strained conversation and growing horror at each other then yes I’m on a date rn

This could have had many more names

Saturday morning on Bluesky is the Internet version of walking into an automatic door that doesn't open.

I think the main problems with my posts is that you're not reading them in funny voices.

That's on you.

Once I say “I’m hungry” it’s too late, just go on without me.

you have my attention

#webcomics #comicsky

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