Spent a long weekend enjoying the sights in Lanzarote.

The sights in Lanzarote:

Thought so. All of the calories are in the plastic 👍🏼

That's because it's just one bag, right?

Felicidades 🥳

Why is it that if I had 6 x 25g bags of crisps, I wouldn't even consider eating them all in one sitting, but if I had 1 x 150g bag of crisps, I'd inhale it like it's my first breath after a freedive?

Finally on my last night shift tonight and ready to return to the world of the living. For once, I'm actually looking forward to daylight savings as it means one hour less at work!

Off to Three Bridges this morning to visit the ROC. I have to leave soon to catch the train to be there by 12:00. I feel like I'm going to spend longer getting there than I'll actually be there!

Better safe than sorry. 🫡

Maybe take a month off, just to be safe?

My thoughts are with you at this difficult time 🙏🏼

You in another decade

Pros of a new phone: new phone.

Cons of a new phone: having to log in to every account you've ever created!

The sun has finally come out to celebrate my last working day of the week!

Nice try, Scott. You've got to try harder than that to make me believe there's a sweatshirt on that sofa!

I once stocked up the freezer with them but ended up eating one a day until they were all gone!

Finished work and off to get naked in front of strangers*

*I'm going to the gym and will be changing for about 0.01 seconds!

You will not be disappointed!

I guess I'm sticking to my unintentional anti-water type tendencies!

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Happy Birthday, Daniel. And Congrats on beating Keith!

Just going to leave this here.

I guess if I have to pick, I'll take Pombon, but if the final evolutions aren't any better than the starters, they'll be going straight in the pc 🚮

Back to full power ✂️

Does the privacy screen on the S26 Ultra mean I'll finally be able to open Bluesky in public on a Friday?!

I'd say that's a wise decision. I haven't finished the DLC; as it was too tedious, so I gave up on it. I don't even think it's worth it if it were free!

You think that's tedious... Just wait until you try the DLC!

Finally, some recognition for my boy!

Thank you, Niall.

My first day off work and I'm spending it downing Lemsip and struggling to breathe.